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Amber :neodog_box:@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social (2026-08-25 05:58:22)
am i a meat proxy if someone fucks my dick into someone else


Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-25 05:58:04)
*shlorp shlorp shlorp*
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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson :mk_demon_red:@root@possum.city (2026-08-25 05:55:17)
lesbian yuri


calx@calx@infosec.exchange (2026-08-25 05:50:31)
moon lamp post
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ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary:@enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-25 05:46:58)
Oh boy, here we go again...

Someone in mastodon.social named "Mohammed Jamil in Gaza" is asking me and a couple more people for a donation to help treat her little daughters... from the comfort of his house in Belgium, according to his own chuffed.org campaign page.

The pictures look legit, probably taken from someone else's stolen facebook profile, but his two daughters sure grow up quickly for a war that started not even 3 years ago.

"We have lost everything because of the war. Our home was destroyed, and today we live in extremely harsh humanitarian conditions in tents, struggling to find food, medicine, and clean water." You casually don't struggle to find electricity and an internet connection, which is more than most people in Gaza can ask for. Maybe because you live in Belgium and not Gaza.

"We are not asking for luxury—we are asking for a chance to live" No, not asking for luxury, just 20k€. And by the way we still have no proof your account and story is real. Nice em dash btw.

I also tried to find his pfp on the internet and I only got two matches in Mastodon and some random friendika instance, meaning that he is targeting the fediverse specifically, which is weird. Normally you would at least try to reach out trough X or facebook or instagram or something because they are more popular.

One more thing though. His mastodon account is brand new and has absolutely nothing in it other than the beg post citing some random people he has nothing to do with.

PLEASE don't fall for this scam, if you pay these people, you don't know where your money is going to go. It could very well go to fund some war for what you know. Maybe to the Israeli gobernment so that they can opress the Gazati more.
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Seirdy@Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net (2026-08-25 05:41:45)
to appeal to younger consumers, System76 is rebranding to System67


Avi :bear_flag: :bisexual_flag: :esperanto: :spinny_neodog: 🟣 🏴@notavi10@critter.cafe (2026-08-25 05:17:40)
this random ass book at the library about time travel uses the wrong hisenberg im fucking dying
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Reply to @N33R@fops.cloud
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 04:57:42)
@N33R@fops.cloud Sane ^w^


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@N33R@fops.cloud (2026-08-24 03:11:21)
sometimes, I dream of cheese


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@N33R@fops.cloud (2026-08-24 20:00:23)
we should kill politicians we don't like


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@olivvybee@beehive.city (2025-03-13 20:03:13)
Take me down to estradiol city where the girls are tall and oh so pretty


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@pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca (2026-08-25 04:32:53)
Valve set to launch NEW steam machine variant... :neofox_cube: #ValveLeaks


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@pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca (2026-08-25 04:30:16)
:neofox_cube: Nikofox Systems® - Connecting the building blocks of computing


Reply to @celbri@misskey.id
Ian Campbell 🏴@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org (2026-08-25 04:53:43)
@celbri nope, the context is the preceding toot in which OpenAI Codex was responding to system heartbeat request prompts with southeast asian gambling spam headers.


Reply to @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca
Spike@pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca (2026-08-25 04:32:53)
Valve set to launch NEW steam machine variant... :neofox_cube: #ValveLeaks


Spike@pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca (2026-08-25 04:30:16)
:neofox_cube: Nikofox Systems® - Connecting the building blocks of computing


lain@lain@lain.com (2026-08-25 04:28:43)

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Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems (2026-08-25 04:21:29)
As a Dan, I anti-endorse Dan's endorsement of Dan to beat Dan in the Alaska senate race.
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Reply to @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com
Violet Ash :neocat_trans::neocat_flag_nb:@goowose@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-25 04:20:22)
@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com UwU


bug-slayer papush!@papush_@outerheaven.club (2026-08-25 04:19:16)
rudolf is scared of the storm
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Reply to @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com
lilja@kayttaja@plush.city (2026-08-25 04:17:11)
@cheeseburgerally :neocat_scream_scared:


Reply to @goowose@mk.absturztau.be
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 04:14:57)
@goowose@mk.absturztau.be gay for you :neocat_kisser:


Reply to @rail@social.flufftech.net
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 04:14:37)
@rail@social.flufftech.net ebil :c


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@gavi@bagel.ing (2026-08-25 04:01:52)
UK friends: is channel 4 just completely devoid of all morals and journalistic integrity? like the FUCK is their deal?


Reply to @kayttaja@plush.city
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 04:13:05)
@kayttaja@plush.city The cats eyes then! :blobcatfireeyes:


gavi@gavi@bagel.ing (2026-08-25 04:01:52)
UK friends: is channel 4 just completely devoid of all morals and journalistic integrity? like the FUCK is their deal?


Reply to @treejo@plasmatrap.com
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 03:59:43)
@treejo :neocat_hug_heart::neocat_hug_heart::neocat_hug_heart::neocat_hug_heart:


treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 03:59:20)
hi i'll be around for a while
wanna be federated more but brain empty and full at the same time :neocat_woozy:


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@astra_underscore@wetdry.world (2026-08-25 03:45:05)
My spine is extra crunchy today :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:


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@lykrast@eldritch.cafe (2026-08-25 03:57:55)
estrogen to celebrate for coming rain

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