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Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems

Distributed systems, operating systems, networking research. 

Principal Researcher, Microsoft Research; affiliate faculty, University of Washington.

But realistically: mainly cat photos, food and wine, and bad jokes.

I also administer https://discuss.systems/

web: https://drkp.net/
Joined: 2026-08-25 11:41:21
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Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems (2026-11-10 14:01:12)
Watching the world go by.

#cats #catsofmastodon
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Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems (2026-11-10 07:17:03)
Perhaps we all misunderstood Jensen Huang when he said that we should be embracing agents in this age of AI.

Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems (2026-10-25 12:17:02)
Dinner is served at precisely 8:00 PM. It is now 8:16 PM.

The grievance committee has assembled.

#cats #catsofmastodon
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Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems (2026-09-05 11:33:04)
Pixel learns that her litter box manufacturer has been purchased by private equity and they are introducing subscription-based AI features that no one asked for.

This is not the enshittification she called for.

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Dan Ports@dan@discuss.systems (2026-08-25 04:21:29)
As a Dan, I anti-endorse Dan's endorsement of Dan to beat Dan in the Alaska senate race.
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