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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com
hewwo eburinyan :3
just a generic idiot from central europe
expect lots of boosts from me
mildly obessed with kitties :ablobcathyper:
sadly never was a roommate to a cat :neocat_cry:
patted lots of them tho!!!!
usually i spend my time reading, playing video games, watching videos, looking at art or talking with friends
some days i like to meow constantly :neocat_scream:
luckily there are many online creatures who like to do the same :boykisser:
i work in tech as a sysadmin
doesn't feel like i can accomplish much with conpyutas tho :neocat_googly_shocked:
my daily torturers are MicroSlop: Azure, Winass and ShareBug
can't find a joke for azure...
i think about politics too much, but feel i need to keep up since awful crybabies who don't understand me (or many others) want to decide stuff for us :nocducsu:
i hate that i even feel a need to involve myself without proper education but i will not repeat the mistake of doing nothing
maybe i sometimes feel like reality is almost funny
⚠️watch out, i will likely boost or write about news or politics⚠️
will try not to overdo it tho
i fumble a lot of stuff (i'me stupide)
don't really have a good opinion on myself :saddercat:
i will cw anything that could be undesirable to others, feel free to inform me if you think i forgot something :neocat__w_:
AGE: around 25
PRONOUNS: he/him (any are fine tho)
LANGUAGES: German (native), English (C1), Japanese (level of a toddler)
GENDER: something like demimasc, mostly male but don't feel entirely masculine, wish i was afab
PATTING ME: themk mew :neocat_pat_flop:
AVATAR ALT: M18 Claymore plushie with the text "FRONT TOWARD FRIEND" written on it
BANNER ALT: a snow leopard lying on its back showing its fluffy belly. it looks curiously at the camera. i wanna fluff it so bad :neocat_floof_reach: (a bad idea)
BACKGROUND ALT: picture of a mossy slate cliff i took somewhere around 50.324406°N, 7.304095°E
Joined: 2026-07-19 21:06:32
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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-02 02:39:12)
head was full of anxiety just now but hearing a tiny birb (blue tit) quietly sing close to me is easing the worries 🐦:neocat_floof_cute:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-02 01:58:40)
a friends dad is legit making me gag from disgust rn
another friend visiting them has made a quick vid of him and the dad walking into a kitchen a the dad describes how he reuses a sock as a coffee filter
the details are bad but i want to highlight there is a cup the wet sock gets placed in after use, without washing, for next use
the whole house is quite dirty and moldy so having anything wet there is "fun"
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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-26 00:39:02)
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @cheeseburgerally ...
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 18:39:53)
hiyaaaaaaaaaa:neocat_melt_floof:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-25 03:59:20)
hi i'll be around for a while
wanna be federated more but brain empty and full at the same time :neocat_woozy:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-18 23:48:35)
human.cpp:1312:16: error: ‘Gender Human::gender’ is private within this context
1312 | treejo.gender;
| ^~~~~~
@asahi describing my gender identity in c++
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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-12 17:03:37)
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com @asahi you have been invoked
please fix her brain
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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-12 17:02:11)
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com more like i'm back from my vacation and finally not socially oversatured after a week :neocat_floof_explode:
good to see more from your dumbass tho :neocat_pat_floof:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-09 16:24:23)
RE: https://fops.cloud/objects/40eaded1-33c4-4521-b66b-523930519bd9
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-01 05:03:17)
also saw a massive cock on a throne in an antique store :blobcatshrug:
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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-01 04:56:36)
i'm so fucking sweaty now from carrying my work stuff and shit i bought all day :neocat_melt_3:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-07-31 23:48:02)
browsing e926.net on a train maybe wasn't the smartest idea, i was about to meow fucking loud when i saw a cute kity :neocat_googly_woozy:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-07-25 02:43:03)
holy fuck i crashed hard after eating
i worked a bit afterwards but got too tired so i laid down and just woke up :neocat_woozy:
so not only did i miss my only meetings today by oversleeping, but i slept most of my working time :crumballisgood:
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-07-24 20:23:08)
the foob i had just now :3
wrap filled with:
- hummus
- vegan schnitzel/cutlet
- cucumber
- green onion
- fried cabbage and yellow onion
- extremely spicy (ghost pepper) hot sauce
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treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-07-24 00:47:26)
anyone want an amazon gift card?
i don't use the service because i hate them so i'll just give it away
no idea how much it's worth but it should be around 20€
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-07-20 04:17:21)
RE: https://icy.arcticfluff.eu/users/toomanyfoxes/statuses/01KXXVFASGAJFRQBGQTKGAX55H
treejo@treejo@plasmatrap.com (2026-07-19 21:06:00)
haaah i'm a bit dumb
at night i don't want to go eep because i wanna stay up
in the morning i don't wanna get up because i don't wanna go to a family party :/
(and now i gotta listen to my mother and her boyfriend argue in the car -.-)