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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

Main² (HTown)🥗: https://masto.hackers.town/@catsalad
Main³ (Floof)🌈: https://lgbtqia.space/@catsalad
🔺🔻: https://mastodon.social/@catsalad
Github: https://github.com/devsalad
Keyoxide: https://keyoxide.org/534C7832701F8A6612D289B1A2F5593628046A9E
Pronouns: 🐱
Joined: 2026-07-20 00:34:41
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-17 16:09:09)
I AM SPEED
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-17 09:30:09)
In physics, curved spacetime is the mathematical model in which, with Einstein's theory of general relativity, gravity naturally arises, as opposed to being described as a fundamental force in Newton's static Euclidean reference frame. Objects move along geodesics—curved paths determined by the local geometry of spacetime—rather than being influenced directly by distant bodies.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-16 18:25:44)
BREAKING: No more science
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-15 16:44:34)
RE: https://nerdculture.de/@fzer0/117443681499689665

:neobot_floof_devil:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-15 15:52:41)
:neocat_up_paws:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-10 11:34:32)
Bumble, veterinarian assistant
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-08 10:42:58)
Social media without shitposters and furries is a dead ecosystem.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-06 01:55:51)
What women really keep inside their 👜
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-04 11:03:10)
How to Negotiate a Pay Raise
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-10-02 03:51:00)
Anyone know what this is from?

Edit: It's from an "anime" show!
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Reply to @alice@mk.nyaa.place
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-30 22:21:42)
@alice @p Actually, what you want is to open about:config, then set 
widget.gtk.hellafuglymismatching to false

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-30 17:37:10)
Source: It was revealed to me by the microplastics in my brain

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-29 10:03:47)
CatSalad still can't be sold.29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

Cat, Founder of CatSalad :catsalad:

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-25 11:08:26)
Me: How much to buy a singing ensemble? 

Director: You mean a choir? 

Me: Fine, how much to ACQUIRE a singing ensemble?

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-25 02:42:01)
:neocat_confused:
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Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-24 11:31:01)
*mew mew mew*
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Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-23 23:15:18)
:blobcatthinksmart:
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Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-23 23:03:42)
Every sign has a story
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-23 22:43:14)
Will do
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-23 12:40:54)

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-22 14:48:23)
:neocat_nom_cat_nervous:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-20 23:41:06)
Draw me like one of your french fries

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-18 12:39:28)
Remember, enough or big enough stuffed and/or real animals can replace a blanket/sheet!
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Reply to @nakenbadaren@mastodon.nu
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-18 07:05:32)
@nakenbadaren @p It's the fedi war cry!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-18 06:21:09)
RE: https://toot.wales/@jaz/117287974572081998
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-18 02:35:39)
If AI hate is a spectrum, that means there's one person on fedi who HATES AI more than everyone else.

I probably follow them too :elmo_fire: 

#FuckAI #NeverSlop

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-17 15:54:27)
RE: https://discuss.systems/@dan/117284497913826951

For measly $75k a year, I too can teach your kids to go viral, but with cat memes and on fedi instead!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-16 06:04:19)
Remember to use accessible units of measure for the Americans. For example:

kilograms ➜ hamburgers
meters ➜ 7/11 Big Gulp cups

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-15 11:57:48)
🦴💀🦷

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-14 18:44:20)
Quest marker
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