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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

Main² (HTown)🥗: https://masto.hackers.town/@catsalad
Main³ (Floof)🌈: https://lgbtqia.space/@catsalad
🔺🔻: https://mastodon.social/@catsalad
Github: https://github.com/devsalad
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Pronouns: 🐱
Joined: 2026-07-20 00:34:41
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Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-19 03:22:21)
"If you don't let me eat your dog, you're an anti-cat extremist!"
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-19 02:56:40)
Saw an AI bro complaining about the "anti-AI extremists" here. 😹

Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-18 01:57:51)
Oh wait... I think she CAN read! :blobcatsweat:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-18 00:37:17)
She would be mad... if she could read
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-17 11:36:39)
Now playing: Prodigy - Firestarter
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-15 00:15:07)
:thonking:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-14 10:59:50)
Verily

🎨by Potes!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-13 02:05:09)
Mama cat carrying her baby
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 11:19:26)
VGA (4k)
🎨by @shapoco

https://misskey.io/notes/apjo21jv9eq902xk
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 10:19:10)
❌ error: failed retrieving file 'more-cats.db' from catdistribution.systems : Connection timed out after 10001 millimeows

:neocat_cry_loud:

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 07:01:13)
The mighty predator walks home with its prey–wait, is that fried chicken? Where'd you get that?
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 04:57:36)
An orange is a fruit.
Some fruit can be a salad.
Kitty cat salad.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-08 08:06:01)
Fry negotiations broke down
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-06 23:42:25)
#AskFedi 

Why? 😭

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-06 02:50:03)
meow. (human voice)
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-03 01:09:00)
⾺ (horse)
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-02 20:19:02)
If you see them, it's already too late. 🐈
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-31 16:10:57)
My opinion on AI
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-31 06:32:53)
😭
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-30 07:57:16)

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-29 14:32:18)
RE: https://fosstodon.org/@marcioaleks/117000505813085953

The true reason cameras were invented :blobcatcamera:

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-27 00:40:47)
They should invent a lighter that doesn't whisper things to you when you're near data centers.

🎨by catwheezie
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-26 13:26:39)
I'm done with this heat... I want it to be hoodie season again
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-26 03:16:29)
Being a product tester is a tough job :neocat_cry: 

#CatsWithJobs
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Reply to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-25 05:15:32)
@cR0w Packing on the "FLUFF" :neocat_floof_owo:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-24 18:46:24)
Louder, for the folks in the back!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-22 11:00:56)
⚞🪿
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-21 07:20:38)
furry levels are 96% and rising

(96%)  ■■■■■■■■■□

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-21 00:40:33)
👎

Reply to @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-20 21:56:41)
@david_chisnall ALL the cyber! (CEO still uses hunter2 as a password though)

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