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cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted:
@tim@wetdry.world (2026-08-26 05:19:54)
I am making a new distro called Malarkey Linux that is just bedrock linux with fancy niri theme and shell now give me 100 million dollars please
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted:
@aei@pleroma.envs.net (2026-08-26 04:52:09)
problem: the web is not encrypted
solution: force everyone ever to trust a handful of organizations that are all bound to local laws because we believe in freedom and safety and there is no such thing as controversey in geopolitics :neofox: it's gonna be fine bro :neofox: what's that? sanctions? :neofox: no bro it's for the evil people :neofox: we can't give evil people freedom :neofox:
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted:
@aisling@critters.gay (2026-08-26 04:22:27)
affirmations to self: i am annoying, but so are cats and dogs, and people love cats and dogs
gavi@gavi@bagel.ing (2026-08-26 05:23:44)
Mental illness is not a symbol of your morality. Good people exist with mental illness.
Tim :blobcatcookienom:@tim@wetdry.world (2026-08-26 05:19:54)
I am making a new distro called Malarkey Linux that is just bedrock linux with fancy niri theme and shell now give me 100 million dollars please
shia-nya :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe (2026-08-26 05:16:09)
Let me floff you a bit :meowpuffyblush:
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@thing@thegayagenda.fans (2026-08-26 05:05:22)
breaking news: photosensitive woman cured their photosensivity by pissing on their screens
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RE: https://ck.catwithaclari.net/notes/aqcnhgc2ic8w0nta
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted:
@h33h33wuffi3@plush.city (2026-08-26 05:04:55)
suspicious flash drive that loads a virus on ur puter that puts a gif of a dancing wuffy on your desktop that u cant remove and every time u click it it permanently becomes slightly larger
amy :neobot_flag_finsexual::neobot_flag_trans:@thing@thegayagenda.fans (2026-08-26 05:05:22)
breaking news: photosensitive woman cured their photosensivity by pissing on their screens
:neocat_googly_woozy:
RE: https://ck.catwithaclari.net/notes/aqcnhgc2ic8w0nta
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted:
@yura@udongein.xyz (2026-08-26 04:10:12)
#artspam #catboy #yaoi source unknown
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ash3r‽ ⚙️🌌🃏(it/ey/she)@h33h33wuffi3@plush.city (2026-08-26 05:04:55)
suspicious flash drive that loads a virus on ur puter that puts a gif of a dancing wuffy on your desktop that u cant remove and every time u click it it permanently becomes slightly larger
cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-26 04:58:31)
bro just posted the same song five times
this is NOT an album
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-26 04:58:31)
bro just posted the same song five times
this is NOT an album
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aei :neofox_upside_down: @aei@pleroma.envs.net (2026-08-26 04:52:09)
problem: the web is not encrypted
solution: force everyone ever to trust a handful of organizations that are all bound to local laws because we believe in freedom and safety and there is no such thing as controversey in geopolitics :neofox: it's gonna be fine bro :neofox: what's that? sanctions? :neofox: no bro it's for the evil people :neofox: we can't give evil people freedom :neofox:
bug-slayer papush!@papush_@outerheaven.club (2026-08-26 04:43:20)
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Aisling "chilla time abolitionist" Fawn@aisling@critters.gay (2026-08-26 04:22:27)
affirmations to self: i am annoying, but so are cats and dogs, and people love cats and dogs
Meko #nowar@yura@udongein.xyz (2026-08-26 04:10:12)
#artspam #catboy #yaoi source unknown
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Solar Panels in London@solar@solar.bots.edent.tel (2026-08-26 04:02:07)
Today, my #SolarPanels generated 20.91kWh of solar electricity.
FAQ: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/solar-faq/
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Maksim Lebedev@toby3d@mstdn.io (2026-08-26 03:51:29)
fucking WHAT
#nitter
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Multilinguo@multilinguo@mastodon.social (2026-08-26 03:48:13)
Feature comparison: grammatical gender.
The most common system on Earth is no gender at all.
0 (~50%): English, Mandarin, Turkish, Bengali, Japanese, Persian.
2 (~33%): Spanish, French, Arabic, Hindi (m/f). Dutch, Swedish (common/neuter).
3 (~12%): German, Russian, Greek, Polish (m/f/n).
4+ (~4%): Dyirbal, Burushaski (4), Chechen (~6), Luganda (~10), Swahili (15-18).
25 (<1%): Fula, West Africa.
See your own grammar map: multilinguo.app
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mame muumimamma 🔜 🗾@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 03:32:53)
guilty Tuesday drink
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alina🐾💖✨🏳️⚧️@alina@girldick.gay (2026-08-26 03:23:28)
shoutout to my lab assistants
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Hapi@hapi@blahaj.social (2026-08-26 03:19:58)
Big sea! Big ship! Happy haj!
#blahaj #ferry
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The News Desk@thenewsdesk@flipboard.com (2026-08-26 03:05:18)
Iran inflicted billions in damage to U.S. intelligence sites, sources say
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/iran-inflicted-billions-damage-us-intelligence-sites-sources-say-rcna591879?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Mideast Conflict @mideast-conflict-thenewsdesk
Nova :neocat_floof_cute:@nova@lunar.place (2026-08-26 02:51:32)
:neocat_drowsy:
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@flake@cofe.rocks (2026-08-26 02:30:23)
i never said that you can have their own seat :blobcatblep:
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@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo (2026-08-26 02:31:03)
Soon...
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SuperDicq@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo (2026-08-26 02:31:03)
Soon...
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flake@flake@cofe.rocks (2026-08-26 02:30:23)
i never said that you can have their own seat :blobcatblep:
Volt Europa@VoltEuropa@mstdn.social (2026-08-26 02:23:14)
Help us Kill the Cookie Banner
Every website asks the same question: Accept. Reject. Manage preferences. They're annoying, repetitive, and often designed to create artificial consent by pushing you into clicking "Accept All" just to get to the content.
It is time to end the banner madness and fix web tracking once and for all. Sign the petition to kill cookie banners! 🍪🧨
👉 Sign & share:
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#EUpol #DigitalRights #Privacy #CookieBanners #Volt #DigitalSovereignty #Cookies
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