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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast
only slightly brainrotted
if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST"
- @ErikUden@mastodon.de"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔"
- @starEyed@plasmatrap.com"french, 0/10"
- @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party"yup,,,, she's gay,,,"
- @thememesniper@wetdry.world"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​"
- @weird_autumn@0w0.is"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it."
- @ErikUden@mastodon.dewhat is it with you 💀
- @soph@ice.sophari.orgim not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao
- @soph@ice.sophari.orgTHE MINIONS?!
- @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats
- @linus@donotsta.re
Personal Website: https://cpluspatch.com
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Identity II: she/her or it/its
FREE MONEY: https://cpluspatch.com/money, https://ko-fi.com/cpluspatch, https://liberapay.com/cpluspatch
Contact: https://cpluspatch.com/contact
Some flags: ​:jesse_eu:​ ​:jesse_france:​ ​:jesse_pride:​
A thing of beauty, I know: Will never fade away
Joined: 2026-07-24 03:17:28
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-09-03 16:17:15)
had a very intense poop
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-27 05:48:34)
the day sharkey adds a confirmation on the sign out button will be the greatest day ever
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-26 04:58:31)
bro just posted the same song five times
this is NOT an album
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-26 00:21:20)
im so fucking gassy it's crazy
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-26 00:17:54)
doing fart retention rn
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-20 02:36:54)
@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com why not the shower
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-20 02:16:26)
OH FUCK I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER MID POOP
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-19 23:26:10)
how it feels trying to rizz someone up
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-13 18:50:06)
AMONG US IN REAL LIFE (SUS) (SUS) (SUS)
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-13 18:33:45)
i've been a good girl it's time for me to get kebab
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-13 03:24:15)
.mkh cx gv. thun
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-12 19:11:08)
Yo I'm feinberg, an 18 year old minecraft speedrunner from chicago, illinois
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-12 19:03:26)
@asahi@plasmatrap.com @treejo@plasmatrap.com
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-12 17:02:36)
@treejo@plasmatrap.com
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-12 16:59:40)
guys i think treejo remembered i exist
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-11 17:48:05)
INSANE STRONGHOLD NAV FROM FEINBERG
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-11 17:45:41)
i'm lying down holding the shark and watching mcsr ranked tournaments ​:mesmer_dance:​
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-10 19:25:36)
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-06 19:15:37)
ABOUT TO EAT 20 CHICKEN NUGGETS
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-03 15:31:01)
do i sleep
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-08-02 00:30:18)
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-31 07:07:49)
ZERO IQ!!
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-30 06:16:39)
SHOWER
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-30 03:31:03)
i can make my RAM transgender
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-29 06:52:16)
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-25 06:51:12)
imagine being topped by a redditor and they start saying "w faps"
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-24 20:29:38)
MY MOM WANTS TO NAME THE NEW FAMILY CAT "KIRK"
HELP
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-07-24 03:17:19)
i OWN you