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snow :eepy: @ bornhack (📞SN0W/7609)@snow@cofe.rocks (2026-08-16 03:59:18)
@mametsuko lekker biertje?
ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary:@enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-16 03:52:35)
I love how the clankers dont even give a shit and they use whatever without even looking at what the slop machine gave to them. Just check this graph. It makes 0 sense.
According to this graph, 100% of... something, I suppose servers? are using Linux since 2017 when thats clearly not true. But ok, whatever. Now, the Y axis is not divided, there is only 0 and 100%. The years are repeated both at the X axis and on top of the bars. You cant tell what percentage the other bars represent. The arrow from 2000 to 2017 is useless. The graph is completely USELESS and gives NO INFORMATION whatsoever. The title says "The top 500 achievement" it says (wtf does that even mean!? isn't that supposed to be "the Top 500 supercomputer list"? No sense whatsoever!). The graphic at the right is there just for decoration, also doesnt give any useful or meaningful information. You could argue "Oh, its a list of use cases of Linux". Right, so Linux itself is a use case of Linux? Yeah, doesnt make any fucking sense.
By the way, the article is from november of 2017 which is why the graph represents the value until that date. We're in 2026 so I think there is an LLM driving their social media as well, generating slop.
RE: https://social.lfx.dev/users/linuxfoundation/statuses/117094685318522614
Reply to @under_it@mastodon.social
Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:51:04)
Jika toot sebelumnya terdengar sinis dan tidak peka soal korban bencana dan tragedi yang mereka alami, yang memang seharusnya jadi perhatian utama kita semua saat ini, percayalah: hamabelalang boys dan mungkin prabodoh sendiri sedang mengkalkulasi hal yang sama.
Reply to @under_it@mastodon.social
Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:47:06)
Gempa hanya berselang waktu 36 jam dari seremonial militeristik akbar adalah timing kosmik agung yang harusnya cukup menyentak seorang takhayulis seperti prabodoh. Apalagi, di tahun lalu, di acara HUT TNI, juga ada kejadian bendera robek yang tersisa bendera putih.
Politikus seperti Megawati dan Jusuf Kalla sudah bermanuver. Aku bisa membayangkan, memilih tidak hadir di seremonial militeristik akbar untuk hadir bersama warga di lokasi bencana bisa jadi nilai tambah elektoral.
Reply to @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be
wo xiang he ka fei@eal@shinonome.technology (2026-08-16 03:46:06)
@mametsuko what did you drink
mame muumimamma in 🗾@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-16 03:43:56)
tipsy tipsy :elainadrunk:
YHANCI~1.TXT@yhancik@thereisno.computer (2026-08-16 03:43:31)
With Belgium experiencing the biggest fire in its history, I am once again reminded of:
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知空 (shia-nya) :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe (2026-08-16 03:40:39)
"Failed Successfully"
RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/apya30smmz6s01yp
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知空 (shia-nya) :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe (2026-08-16 03:39:04)
@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden I guess
kumicota@kumicota@akkoma.kumicota.moe (2026-08-16 03:37:23)
:teto_love:
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Reply to @under_it@mastodon.social
Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:37:12)
Dan sekarang, ada bencana di NTT. Apakah prabodoh akan tetap melanjutkan seremonial militeristik akbarnya besok, atau memutar perhatian kepada korban bencana?
mame muumimamma in 🗾@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-16 03:35:55)
:ab1nzyblob2:
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Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:35:16)
Warga desa yang lagi nabung untuk beli gawai tapi jadi ga bisa karena dolar naik dan harga ikutan naik, layak untuk marah.
Pekerja warmad, indoalfa, dan kelontongan yang tiba-tiba harus bersaing dengan koperasi tentara yang mendapat banyak eksklusivitas yang tidak adil, layak untuk marah.
Tidak perlu diatur-atur, kapan mereka boleh marah. Marah ya marah aja. Tentu bisa lebih efektif kalau marahnya tersimpul bersama dan terorganisasi.
Kalau mau.
Reply to @shia@pika.moe
Reid :blobcat_happy:@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden (2026-08-16 03:32:34)
@shia wait so Kirito is actually a metaphor for bisexuals?
skye (evil)@skye@void.rehab (2026-08-16 03:31:28)
t-thermia???!!
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Reply to @under_it@mastodon.social
Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:29:01)
Orang tua yang anaknya keracunan, layak untuk marah.
Wajib pajak yang kesal uang pajaknya dipakai untuk kegiatan seremonial boros yang bikin mereka telat kerja karena jalanan ditutup, layak untuk marah.
Pengguna #Transjakarta yang haltenya udah kesekian kalinya dibakar oleh intel aparat sebagai bendera palsu untuk delegitimasi aksi protes, layak untuk marah.
Ibu-ibu yang harus membeli kebutuhan pokok lebih mahal, layak untuk marah.
Leanne J@LDJ@mastodon.green (2026-08-16 03:26:57)
This kitten is officially a nutter 😆
#Sulley #CatsOfMastodon
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Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:24:16)
Lagi-lagi, aku ga terlalu peduli apakah upaya pencitraan adanya demo suatu bentuk bendera palsu, atau psikologi terbalik binaan intel atau rezim, atau rekayasa faksi tertentu, yang jelas masyarakat Aceh dan #Papua layak untuk marah, dan tidak perlu ditimpali sebagai korban hoax.
#Dayak yang dirampok tanahnya dan dibunuh tokoh adatnya oleh haji isam layak untuk marah. #Tionghoa yang belum juga mendapat keadilan atas kekerasan berbasis etnis tahun 1973 atau 1998 layak untuk marah.
知空 (shia-nya) :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe (2026-08-16 03:20:07)
Banger
https://youtu.be/JX2U_AArOkY
Snoeksen@Snoeksen@bonn.social (2026-08-16 03:18:45)
Heute entdeckt in #bonn
#noai #antislop
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Kucing Hitam Kamis@under_it@mastodon.social (2026-08-16 03:15:55)
Ketika seorang kakek bocil hanya mengenal palu dan hanya belajar berpalu, semua hal akan ia lihat sebagai paku. Apakah #Indonesia terkutuk untuk memulai revolusi dari pinggir marjin harafiah? Aceh, Papua; dua wilayah paling terisolasi sekaligus paling merasakan kekejaman aparat dan pejabat seperti prabodoh. Banyak kekerasan yang sedang mereka alami dan telah mereka lalui belum diketahui publik.
https://regional.kompas.com/read/2026/08/15/225327078/lbh-dan-kontras-sebut-aparat-represif-di-momen-hari-damai-aceh
#aceh #fasisme #militerisme
Shreevatsa R@svat@mathstodon.xyz (2026-08-16 03:09:23)
I went to school in India, and we learned the multiplication tables with a chant that involved a postfix operator called "zaar":
two one zaar two
two two zaar four
two three zaar six
two four zaar eight
two five zaar ten
two six zaar twelve
…
We just accepted such a postfix operator as the most natural thing, and freely used it when talking to each other: “what is seven six zaar?” (42)
Some of us were adults before realizing (and some probably never realizing) that these “tables” we all sang as children had probably started as:
two ones are two
two twos are four
…
知空 (shia-nya) :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe (2026-08-16 02:45:10)
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Luis Manuel (Kibi)@Luis_Manuel@misskey.id (2026-08-16 02:44:45)
Tugas Membuat infografis dengan tema:
Shu-Ha-Ri (守破離)
Oleh Luis Manuel Partogi Silalahi Dari Prodi Pendidikan Bahasa Jepang (Sumber Informasi : Wikipedia & Ringkasan Gemini)
Tag : @owen_krisnadi (Instagram Owen Senpai)
@_sy.dina (Instagram Dina Senpai)
@bungashabr (Instagram Bunga Senpai)
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ivy@ivy@misskey.id (2026-08-16 02:30:28)
@pinetree
Barony
it's a first person 3d roguelike dungeon crawler
this save was from a multiplayer game
eh@eh@functional.cafe (2026-08-16 02:24:59)
Deeply honoured to have been hired by the city of Madrid to write the CSS for their new statue.
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@yura@udongein.xyz (2026-07-25 06:33:24)
#artspam #catboy source
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@charlotte@akko.chir.rs (2026-08-16 01:59:42)
so called free stinkers
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cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-08-16 02:15:42)
@lykrast@eldritch.cafe sip @epsi@akko.wtf
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social (2026-08-16 02:13:23)
my hair is drenched in sweat 😭
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