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Emily :verifiedtrans::verifiedpansexual::therian:@vampyre@transfem.social (2026-07-31 04:31:35)
I want bigger tits :menhera_woken:
just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 04:29:54)
fedi has spoiled me, honestly
i fear that talking to boys irl won’t be as fun as the people here and that i’ll end up pining for someone thousands of kilometers away instead of the boy next door
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Theodore Riedell@theodorable@social.glennfitzpatrick.com (2026-07-31 04:24:28)
0.2 seconds later… <scratch scratch scratch scratch> #CatsOfMastodon #cat #TheoThursday #itch
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Theodore Riedell@theodorable@social.glennfitzpatrick.com (2026-07-31 04:21:43)
I’m just being a handsome little lion on Theo Thursday! 🦁 #CatsOfMastodon #cat #TheoThursday
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Langoor@langoor@outerheaven.club (2026-07-31 04:17:23)
That was definitely an “experience” today. (I took it the whole stretch)
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SpicyLadyPretzal@spicyladypretzal@transfem.social (2026-07-31 04:12:38)
Girls with dicks, and boys with pussies are as valid as girls with pussies and guys with dicks!
Aim to have the gentials that make you happy, and don't let anyone pressure you to change what you want
just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 04:11:25)
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just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 04:08:30)
@lebronjames75 cockpitalism
a strangrat from your door@lebronjames75@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 04:07:32)
Boiscialism
just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 04:06:48)
cell boyfriend
ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary:@enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be (2026-07-31 04:02:39)
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just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:59:32)
@toast i cooka da pizza
(eval 'Toast)@toast@donotsta.re (2026-07-31 03:59:09)
amazon e more like eat a da calzon e
mame muumimamma in 🗾@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted:
@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:55:37)
three fedi boys i’ve met irl became girls
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just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:56:58)
and quite a few fedi friends i’ve met gotten engaged/married hehe :)
mame muumimamma in 🗾@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-07-31 03:56:41)
today's teacher screwed up the schedule and we don't have enough time for tests :poop_vomiting_saurus_animation:
just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:55:37)
three fedi boys i’ve met irl became girls
just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:51:15)
war please end so i can visit lain and meet yumi
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@floofpaldi@mindly.social (2026-07-30 20:22:54)
This had me laughing.
#WritersOfMastdon #WritingCommunity #Writers #Authors
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ivy@ivy@misskey.id (2026-07-31 03:22:37)
emoji man can we have this
Esmée Summer Cagole@EsmeeWeatherwax@piaille.fr (2026-07-31 03:22:16)
Ah ok on élève un équilibriste ici
#potichat #catsofmastodon
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ivy@ivy@misskey.id (2026-07-31 03:22:10)
this
this is a masterpiece
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just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:21:22)
@phnt @snacks @VD15 @kaia @mischievoustomato my friend has met one such girl irl with a sonnenrad in her bedroom or smth and he just said: “cell, she’s on stronger antipsychotics than you” :peek:
just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:19:06)
i don’t eat alot of beef usually if at all
but i am craving steak frites and steak tartare rn :cat_alien:
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Phantasm@phnt@fluffytail.org (2026-07-31 03:18:33)
@kaia @snacks @VD15 @cell @mischievoustomato They do exist, but they would run away from him anyway.
Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeuaRrC4LfSirIDhl4tpurQ
Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-07-31 03:18:02)
believing claude actually thinks has the same energy as believing that ouija boards can actually contact the dead
ivy@ivy@misskey.id (2026-07-31 03:15:39)
don't
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@alexia@shrimp.starlightnet.work (2026-07-30 22:37:27)
some good stuff signal.org has been doing that you've likely missed because people love to be doomers about signal on fedi:
signal working on registration without phone number
signal-desktop will be usable without a phone
signal can now be linked on android tablets
phones can now be secondary/linked devices
cross-device, end-to-end-encrypted backups
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@ivy@misskey.id (2026-05-21 18:52:18)
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just cell@cell@shitposter.world (2026-07-31 03:10:58)
@yonle steak frites..500k wiped out in one meal..
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