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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
sometimes a bunny, sometimes a witch, sometimes an operating system designer
Website: https://ariadne.space
Pronouns: she/her or they/them
Joined: 2026-07-31 05:34:19
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 05:45:45)
its ok: proofs will solve the problems of slop
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 05:34:19)
when do I get to meet Aella? really looking to get waterboarded
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 05:33:45)
bioweapons!!!!
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 03:50:48)
"i used to work at google in ads"
i'm sorry
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 02:49:36)
at least I get to watch a solid talk from @aaronpk
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 02:30:57)
It's AM not PM. Did AWS replace their SREs with bots?
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 02:14:07)
It's 9 am, you get your coffee and hop into Buzz.
at 9:01:00 you get a PM from ManagerBot.
ManagerBot wants to have a Google Meet call with you and HRBot.
HRBot is concerned about the number of tokens you've produced lately. Your coworker... CoderBot is producing 1000x more tokens than you do.
So ManagerBot and HRBot decided that your role has been eliminated.
You try to go to the data center to shut down the servers running ManagerBot and HRBot but your access credentials were already revoked via the Okta MCP server.
Oh... what's this? SecurityBot noticed on the security camera feed that you've gotten a jerry can of gasoline and you're trying to burn the data center down.
So SecurityBot DMs MurderBot on Buzz with the footage.
MurderBot chases you down and... does the deed.
This is the AI-powered kill chain working as designed.
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:58:55)
actually this is fascinating but I still hate it because I hate being a cog in a machine
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:54:41)
hell yeah just slot me into the borg alcove
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:37:08)
3 out of 4 can't make the case that their slop spend leads to positive business outcomes 😂
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:35:26)
not discussed: the environmental damage
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:34:36)
I'm just here to introduce techbros to object capabilities. this is an attempt at harm reduction.
Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:33:59)
this keynote makes me want to toke
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-06 03:01:50)
incredible, no notes.
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-09-10 00:40:17)
the world needs less vibe coding and more plushies
Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-07-31 03:18:02)
believing claude actually thinks has the same energy as believing that ouija boards can actually contact the dead