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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com (2026-09-28 22:16:47) i reached b-cup boobs!!!

Reply to @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo Sun Microdevil Pte Ltd@koakuma@uwu.social (2026-09-28 22:12:19) @SuperDicq Why are you giving him attention :akkoderp:

Reply to @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-28 22:12:18) @SuperDicq mari struggles liking boys due to autism

Thea / amasakimei@thea@misskey.id boosted: @thatismunn@misskey.id (2026-09-28 22:05:14) surely ---Attachments--- image: https://obj.misskey.id/media/d1e3f5b1-b1cd-49ba-be3e-b5dc1d16f342.webp

Reply to @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com SuperDicq@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo (2026-09-28 22:11:18) @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com How do you even "almost" become a fujoshi.

Foids are either openly fujoshi or secretly fujoshi. Those are the two options.

Reply to @pernia@cum.salon ๐’ฒ๐’œ๐ฟ๐’ซ๐’ฐ๐‘…๐’ข๐ผ๐’ฎ ๐’ฅ๐’ฐ๐ธ๐’ฑ๐ธ๐’ฎ@s8n@posting.lolicon.rocks (2026-09-28 22:11:15) @pernia @lain a threadripper has basically two separate cpu dies and 4 ram channels and is twice as fast as whatever piece of shit you're using at getting data into VRAM

I'm blocking you now

Reply to @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com CatAClock :spinny_cat_agender:@CatAClock@wetdry.world (2026-09-28 22:10:53) @cheeseburgerally @outie :neocat_bottom:

Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com boosted: @acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com (2026-09-27 05:41:27) Air to Ground Message:

FRENCH GUY LAUGH

Area: Cleveland, OH, USA
Type: Boeing 757-200
A: #a0b05d03c1c
F: #f77546ec206

#acars #vdlm2

Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-28 22:10:03) big loss to the fujo community ---Attachments--- image: https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/131333a4-44d7-41da-aaa7-aa9aa7ca6fb5/gbfqb2t6fzbex476.webp

SuperDicq@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo (2026-09-28 22:08:53) The Rails World 2026 Opening Keynote is absolute cinema.

Having DDH goes full AI psycho on stage. Only talking about what he does with his agents Rust and doesn't even mention Rails once in his entire keynote all while playing ear deafening AI generated slop music at random intervals during his talk.

It's actually the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Reply to @Erpel@hai.z0ne.social Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-28 22:05:17) @Erpel da es hier unsicher ist, gibt mir bitte mal Deine Telefonnummer, dann schicke ich meine Kreditkarte per SMS

TiMunn :unverified:@thatismunn@misskey.id (2026-09-28 22:05:14) surely ---Attachments--- image: https://obj.misskey.id/media/d1e3f5b1-b1cd-49ba-be3e-b5dc1d16f342.webp

Reply to @eal@shinonome.technology totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club (2026-09-28 22:04:22) @eal from what i gather you two have similar hair :cat_thumbs_up:

Reply to @aetios@sns.minovsky.space totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club (2026-09-28 22:03:37) @aetios my friend told me to eat bear meat while in hokkaido
but i couldnโ€™t bear the thought of it

Reply to @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com ash3rโ€ฝ โš™๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿƒ(it/ey/she)@h33h33wuffi3@plush.city (2026-09-28 22:02:54) @cheeseburgerally :neodog_heart:

Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com boosted: @puniko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-28 21:56:51) @TransGal4872 ---Attachments--- video: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/ed881a19-da01-4e79-8bf9-950b01d1510f.webm

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-28 22:02:36) :c

aetios is @ BornHack@aetios@sns.minovsky.space (2026-09-28 22:01:32) eating whale was not on my bucket list for food actually, but well i guess that's just japan for you

Reply to @s8n@posting.lolicon.rocks YBG pern@pernia@cum.salon (2026-09-28 22:00:06) @s8n @lain oh? on my threadripper? now we're running llm's on cpu?

actual dumbass nigger just kill yourself. you just don't fucking know anything do you, fucking ex-faang lmao

boreal@eal@shinonome.technology (2026-09-28 21:57:26) the flock camera operator twinspin

Reply to @TransGal4872@mk.absturztau.be ็Œซ็Œซ :verifiedsabakan: :antifa: :disability_flag:@puniko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-28 21:56:51) @TransGal4872 ---Attachments--- video: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/ed881a19-da01-4e79-8bf9-950b01d1510f.webm

TransGal4872 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ :transistor: :autism:@TransGal4872@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-28 21:56:18) <Nim> eepy suya

Erpel@Erpel@hai.z0ne.social (2026-09-28 21:53:15) Jetzt Mal ehrlich: habe ich euch jemals betrogen? Jemals Geld gestohlen?
Ihr kรถnnt mir ruhig eure Kreditkarten Daten und eure Online Bank und PayPal Zugรคnge geben. Das TAN Verfahren hebe ich fรผr euch auch gerne auf.

Kostet euch auch nicht. Ich passe gerne auf eure sensiblen Bankdaten auf.

ๆ˜ฅ้‡Žใƒใƒซใ‚ฟ:skeb: :irai_bosyuu_tyuu:@ha_ru_ta_38@misskey.io (2026-09-28 21:53:14) โ€‹:meowflower:โ€‹ใฉใ†ใž๏ผ#ๅ…จใ‚ฏใƒชใ‚จใ‚คใ‚ฟใƒผใซๅ‘Šใ่Šฑใฎไฝœๅ“ใ‚’่งฃๆ”พใ›ใ‚ˆ ---Attachments--- image: https://media.misskeyusercontent.com/io/webpublic-b753c5e1-3769-4a02-b63d-7570681d5295.webp
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totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club (2026-09-28 21:50:16) i thought i was not confident in japanese when baristas and bartenders wanted to strike conversation with me when in japan

but then iโ€™m here and they speak to me in my own native language and i reply with the same brief one word utterances

turns out! iโ€™m just shy :neocat_blush_hide:

totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club boosted: @Morghur@decayable.ink (2026-09-28 04:59:33) Tomorrow morning i took Moomin to a walk to the archeological dig site.
It was essentially the best part of the day ---Attachments--- image: https://media.decayable.ink/fe/75/95/fe75955739fcf9e3b43ef3aa53bd9c8cce941196357e8600476d4781160e7059.jfif
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cat spammer@catspammer@mastodon.social (2026-09-28 21:41:50) Look at this cute cat ---Attachments--- image: https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/348/716/386/826/306/original/a4ecf163f565da34.jpg

Reply to @skye@void.rehab skye (evil)@skye@void.rehab (2026-09-28 21:36:20) behold: ---Attachments--- image: https://media.void.rehab//webpublic-82f3c558-267c-48ca-b0be-de7a8adb993d.webp
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Sun Microdevil Pte Ltd@koakuma@uwu.social boosted: @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange (2026-09-28 18:43:37) incidentally, I am still open to finding a job I enjoy more

1) I work from home in Amsterdam. If you are also in Amsterdam, I can physically appear before you on a regular basis.

2) I am not at this exact second a Dutch citizen but I'm working on getting that sorted and finally getting my US passport shredded. I came into the country on a skilled worker visa. I can read Dutch easily and speak it okay

3) I am an infosec expert with a lot of experience reviewing C/C++ source code but I am open to tangentially related roles like malware analysis or optimization analysis, I'd like something fresh

4) I am an intermediate reader of Chinese who is constantly studying, improving, and interested in a role where being able to read Chinese is helpful.

Reply to @pernia@cum.salon ๐’ฒ๐’œ๐ฟ๐’ซ๐’ฐ๐‘…๐’ข๐ผ๐’ฎ ๐’ฅ๐’ฐ๐ธ๐’ฑ๐ธ๐’ฎ@s8n@posting.lolicon.rocks (2026-09-28 21:25:41) @pernia @lain glm-5.3-flash takes over 512gb of RAM to run and the computer it takes to run it is like two orders of magnitude more expensive than just buying 128gb of ram for the 24 core threadripper you already have

leave my mentions, I no longer like you
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