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Blurry Moon@sun@shitposter.world (2026-09-27 07:31:10)
@noyoushutthefuckupdad @All_bonesJones this makes me very very happy.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world (2026-09-26 22:09:10)
You may have noticed that I've been complaining about my shitty roommates that refused to pay rent, refused to leave, and filled the house with junk. Well, @All_bonesJones , who just arrived in $my_city recently, Gently Persuaded™ them to pack their bags and piss off for good! That's right, Jones is my new roommate in my undisclosed location, and he's already helped improve my life. We've had some great times together, like when I bought him pizza and he was overjoyed.
Special thanks to @sun for creating this rad Fediverse instance where I could meet Jones and other cool dudes.
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「CM VRISKA」@vriska@lizards.live (2026-09-27 07:27:57)
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Harry McCracken@harrymccracken@mastodon.social (2026-09-27 07:25:06)
First time I’ve seen public signage establishing rights for robots over humans.
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Sandy Corzeta@sandycorzeta@misskey.id (2026-09-27 07:24:25)
mana duit gue!?
RE: https://misskey.io/notes/armcjfdnl2wm054z
Layar Laut@layarlaut@misskey.id boosted:
@mikaduki@misskey.io (2026-09-27 04:28:01)
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com boosted:
@ErikUden@mastodon.de (2026-07-13 07:03:47)
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arti@arti@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-27 06:31:25)
@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com mrrrreeeooowwww :3
Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 05:43:09)
off-grid computing
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ACARS Drama@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com (2026-09-27 05:41:27)
Air to Ground Message:
FRENCH GUY LAUGH
Area: Cleveland, OH, USA
Type: Boeing 757-200
A: #a0b05d03c1c
F: #f77546ec206
#acars #vdlm2
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 05:38:22)
@guizzy @p @Mitsu
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 05:29:41)
@grillchen @Mitsu bro you'll end up with the 5th girlfriend. you cannot hog them all for yourself!!
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grillchen@grillchen@brot.eus (2026-09-27 05:26:56)
@kaia @Mitsu now i wanna start talking to random women in public for the most weird/strange reason. like asking them for their favorite dinosaur or do trees get sad when they lose their leafs?
i think the trick is to walk away before they can answer.
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guizzy@guizzy@shitposter.world (2026-09-27 05:22:57)
@kaia @p @Mitsu This is why I'm planning on having Mitsu bind her feet
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 05:20:57)
@p @Mitsu it still is extremely highly priced in many cultures
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p@p@lol.dydx.moe (2026-09-27 05:20:01)
wasn't paleness like a sign of high social status as it meant you didn't have to work outside 🤔
@kaia @Mitsu
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 05:17:03)
@Mitsu men have literally no other reason to talk to random women on the street
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Mitsu@Mitsu@outerheaven.club (2026-09-27 05:16:24)
@kaia I don’t think so
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 05:14:40)
@Mitsu he wanted to rizz you up
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renko ΘΔ@renko@catboy.baby (2026-09-27 05:12:53)
@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com i have tried the vpn service from riseup in the past and it is very slow, i think they have way too many users and not enough servers. it could be better now though.
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Mitsu@Mitsu@outerheaven.club (2026-09-27 05:05:15)
I think I never wore shorts again after that
Mitsu@Mitsu@outerheaven.club (2026-09-27 05:03:49)
I still remember one summer when I was wearing shorts and a guy on the street said "my god, your legs are so white" :acat_finger: :acat_finger: :acat_finger:
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@OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city (2026-09-27 03:36:53)
https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@antimundo/117338493301655253
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@peachymist@void.lgbt (2026-09-26 07:49:19)
that's not bisexual lighting james, we're being chased by the cops
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Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 04:49:24)
@RustyCrab what for :akko_look:
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cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-27 04:48:53)
@vavency@mk.absturztau.be Idk maybe its selfish for me to do so but I feel unloved :neocat_smol:
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cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-27 04:47:53)
@arti@mk.absturztau.be whaatt :neocat_confused:
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@OllieOpMasto@mastodon.nl (2026-09-27 04:46:48)
Are you okay?
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arti@arti@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-27 04:46:58)
@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com no pwny is how pwnys like me write ponie so the one in no one is changed to ponie so noponie and then 1337ed to nopwny so no one (nopwny) hates burgy
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:sgahri_sparkle: Vavency :sgahri_tailwag:@vavency@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-27 04:46:56)
@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com Why would anyone hate the cheeseburgler? :neocat_pat_floof:
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