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Ollie@OllieOpMasto@mastodon.nl (2026-09-27 04:46:48) Are you okay? ---Attachments--- image: https://mastodon.nl/system/media_attachments/files/117/339/062/638/547/678/original/a9da9f13035a9bcb.jpeg

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @vomitware@app.wafrn.net (2026-09-27 04:44:30) ⚠️the new windows update makes your laptop drain out of battery when its not charging⚠️


you can opt out under system --> advanced --> laws of thermodynamics


#if-you-are-looking-for-another-reason-to-switch-this-is-it

Reply to @kaiaskutes@fediffusion.art lain@lain@fediffusion.art (2026-09-27 04:46:25) @kaiaskutes still somewhat hard to believe that matrix multiplication can have this kind of understanding of human behavior

vware@vomitware@app.wafrn.net (2026-09-27 04:44:30) ⚠️the new windows update makes your laptop drain out of battery when its not charging⚠️


you can opt out under system --> advanced --> laws of thermodynamics


#if-you-are-looking-for-another-reason-to-switch-this-is-it

wigbert@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co (2026-09-27 04:43:20) need 8000 calorie nutrient brick

Reply to @arti@mk.absturztau.be cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-27 04:43:05) @arti@mk.absturztau.be who is nopwny and why does it hate me ​:neocat_cry:​

Reply to @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com arti@arti@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-27 04:41:10) @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com nopwny hates burgy ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​ ​:neocat_hug_heart:​

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-27 04:40:15) meeoww :3

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-09-27 04:36:28) Link is a twink fr fr

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-09-27 04:36:28) Link is a twink fr fr

Reply to @Mondobizarrro@social.xenofem.me Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 04:33:21) @Mondobizarrro who's second boy from last row?

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @Baa@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-27 04:22:47) Minecraft just announced they're adding the trans dimension ​:neocat_trans_cute:​
#minecraft ---Attachments--- image: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/a111c8c7-b18e-4894-b87c-5c2f448653ec.webp

:labrys-xf-p: HighPriestessTerra :labrys-xf-b: :xf_lesknife:@Mondobizarrro@social.xenofem.me (2026-09-27 04:30:38) ---Attachments--- image: https://social.xenofem.me/media/83613c30-a9f8-4607-8799-03c93467e06e/SnapVideo.app_822919764_17994593277042215_7514005454333724453_n.webp

みかづき@mikaduki@misskey.io (2026-09-27 04:28:01) ---Attachments--- image: https://media.misskeyusercontent.com/io/webpublic-6ca4ef03-00ff-447d-a79f-1934851cb284.png

Reply to @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 04:26:54) @mischievoustomato @RustyCrab @mischievoustomato
i hope these guys never use any of the software again, so I won't ever have to see them. they can run their own untainted bugridden forks on their 2001 IBM Thinkpad flashed with some obscure firmware and a 5 year old BSD kernel

Baa 🐑@Baa@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-27 04:22:47) Minecraft just announced they're adding the trans dimension ​:neocat_trans_cute:​
#minecraft ---Attachments--- image: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/a111c8c7-b18e-4894-b87c-5c2f448653ec.webp

Reply to @nerthos@shitposter.world Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 04:21:45) @nerthos @declarer7 @hfaust Pippa really likes Nitty :comf:

Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com boosted: @declarer7@poa.st (2026-09-24 18:14:33) ---Attachments--- image: https://i.poastcdn.org/51/e1/5a/51e15a1d306f5d5162b9443cefa122c78968dd8e134ac370ec58bd4c47a0cb5d.jpg

Reply to @kayttaja@plush.city cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-27 04:19:15) @kayttaja@plush.city ​:neocat_hug_sad:​​:neocat_hug_sad:​​:neocat_hug_sad:​

Reply to @declarer7@poa.st Saiba Paladin Katze Kattepus :crusaderkitty:@nerthos@shitposter.world (2026-09-27 04:18:30) @declarer7 cc @hfaust @kaia

Kaia@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com (2026-09-27 04:03:24) @Zettour microplatics :sadge:

lilja@kayttaja@plush.city (2026-09-27 03:58:57) :neocat_cry:

Adam Shostack :donor: :rebelverified:@adamshostack@infosec.exchange (2026-09-27 03:53:34) RE: https://mastodon.social/@kralcttam/117336706374065569

We've replaced the bureaucratic impediment to rapid action, Stanislav Petrov, with an LLM as part of our strategy of "aggressively identifying and eliminating bureaucratic barriers to deeper integration."

Reply to @qualia@floofy.tech qualia@qualia@floofy.tech (2026-09-27 03:37:53) i don't like the things i don't like 3:

qualia@qualia@floofy.tech (2026-09-27 03:37:35) i like the things i like :3

Octavia Con Amore :pink_moon_and_stars: Succubard's Library@OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city (2026-09-27 03:36:53) https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@antimundo/117338493301655253

Transbian_Arsonists@Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net (2026-09-27 03:26:50) on the internet, there are foxes, i know this, because i am fox

- posted by Seraphine

Reply to @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love Sex Tips: Cunnilingus Tutorial📱@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click (2026-09-27 03:25:24) @mischievoustomato @RustyCrab lmfao ---Attachments--- image: https://0.5dollah.click/media/1cfc3f551ed7da43f63148aa3995b5e3b31e8bb3c72bc2212239bc5945441b60.png

Reply to @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click tomatobert@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love (2026-09-27 03:21:28) @mischievoustomato @RustyCrab trudat

Reply to @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love Sex Tips: Cunnilingus Tutorial📱@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click (2026-09-27 03:21:00) @mischievoustomato @RustyCrab fwiw i have seen crashouts in the issue threads. that pixelo guy really gets emotional
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