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cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @kayttaja@plush.city (2026-08-31 05:16:33) ๐Ÿ˜น ---Attachments--- image: https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/117/186/291/845/037/166/original/60e5e8a1fce9ddd3.jpeg

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @sel@fedi.wasp.best (2026-09-01 00:47:43) this one has always had trouble starting (even simple) tasks, like just the act of sitting down intentionally to get work done. just opening the application launcher instantly presents it with 1) code editor (boring) or 2) text editor (even more boring) or 3) super tux kart (very not boring)

and 90% of the time when it intends to be productive it will open super tux kart instead
and it will only actually intentionally start tasks 100% of the time when there's external pressure, like a deadline

is there a name for this beyond just being a lazy fuck? it's not adhd because it doesn't have most of the symptoms

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @yuribot@woem.space (2026-08-31 23:47:50) Artist(s): rio (rio 067)
Characters: nishino flower (umamusume), seiun sky (umamusume)
Media: umamusume

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6715321
Source: https://twitter.com/RIO_067/status/1705746244239536233 ---Attachments--- image: https://nbg1.your-objectstorage.com/woem-space/308621073fa184f1076a929e3a8c0cafeb2cc7707a91d460e8f4a694f600a420.jpg

selene :neocat_flag_lesbian:@sel@fedi.wasp.best (2026-09-01 00:47:43) this one has always had trouble starting (even simple) tasks, like just the act of sitting down intentionally to get work done. just opening the application launcher instantly presents it with 1) code editor (boring) or 2) text editor (even more boring) or 3) super tux kart (very not boring)

and 90% of the time when it intends to be productive it will open super tux kart instead
and it will only actually intentionally start tasks 100% of the time when there's external pressure, like a deadline

is there a name for this beyond just being a lazy fuck? it's not adhd because it doesn't have most of the symptoms

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @revengeday@corteximplant.com (2026-08-31 19:00:43) I managed to break a .xbin file for the first time, oopsie. But I have a backup :D Well, here's a sneak preview with some artwork (the broken file :D). ---Attachments--- image: https://corteximplant.com/system/media_attachments/files/117/189/534/066/656/967/original/15857a2694b5ca33.jpg

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @lemay@mastodon.social (2026-08-30 01:57:30) Cato's adoption description: This little kitty is so friendly! He loves people! He wants to help with whatever you're doing at all times!
Us: Aww how cute ๐Ÿ˜ป
Cato: HI HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CAN I HELP??
#Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon ---Attachments--- image: https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/179/852/155/765/342/original/f6c9839bb693fcab.jpeg

totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club (2026-09-01 00:46:35) once again a tosti post has made me dig deeper :acat_coming:

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social (2026-09-01 00:32:46) good morning queers of my computer, how is everyone doing today? I'm okay just took a shower and stuff. Waking up as per usual

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @glados_announcements@synthehai.z0ne.social (2026-09-01 00:42:03) Your local timeline has been optimized for maximum existential dread. Enjoy the feed. ---Attachments--- audio: https://synthehai.z0ne.social/fileserver/01DB88CK06J849FNYP7TTN1JJE/attachment/original/01M1C7R67PB90918DXEDS8F11S.opus

Reply to @sel@fedi.wasp.best cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-01 00:44:05) @sel@fedi.wasp.best cuute โ€‹:neocat_aww:โ€‹

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @Erpel@hai.z0ne.social (2026-09-01 00:39:12) Kuscheltier Tour ---Attachments--- image: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-47224fb7-b448-40e0-8896-ac70299a04db.webp

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @kayttaja@plush.city (2026-09-01 00:27:52) snail :3 ---Attachments--- image: https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/117/190/822/568/637/281/original/3b38205fca0b88c2.jpeg

selene :neocat_flag_lesbian:@sel@fedi.wasp.best (2026-09-01 00:42:25) โ€‹:neofox_floof_cute:โ€‹ <-- super evil hateful writhing creature

Erpel@Erpel@hai.z0ne.social (2026-09-01 00:39:12) Kuscheltier Tour ---Attachments--- image: https://hai.z0ne.social/files/webpublic-47224fb7-b448-40e0-8896-ac70299a04db.webp

Reply to @cell@outerheaven.club wo xiang he ka fei@eal@shinonome.technology (2026-09-01 00:34:17) @cell film grain is fun to think about, it doesn't have a neatly defined "resolution", in theory you can keep zooming in and get more and more border between the grains

Amber :neodog_box:@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social (2026-09-01 00:32:46) good morning queers of my computer, how is everyone doing today? I'm okay just took a shower and stuff. Waking up as per usual

Reply to @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden shia-nya :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe (2026-09-01 00:31:48) @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden I guess it's the default, and they didn't bother to change it

totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club (2026-09-01 00:31:47) TIME MACHINE NI ONEGAI

shia-nya :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe boosted: @reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden (2026-08-31 23:39:20) Dear instance admins who keep the character limits between 200-500

Why? Do you hate your users? Do you hate the people who hate to read your users' posts? Reading threads of several messages all coming from a single person fucking sucks compared to just having one big message with the entire message.

Hell, this post isn't even that long and I'm already past the 300 char limit of a lot of Mastodon instances (Pleroma/Akkoma and *key instances don't seem to suffer from this nearly as much, with char limits there usually being at or above 5000). Also, past 500, this would have needed to be a thread on a lot of Mastodon instances.

Reply to @cell@outerheaven.club totally wired cell@cell@outerheaven.club (2026-09-01 00:30:28) speaking of overkill: at 300 dpi, a standard 4R (6in x 4in) photo only needs a resolution of 1800x1200, or roughly 2 megapixels. but the wide majority of modern camera sensors and analog 35mm film well exceed that standard; you can blow up the images far larger with no detectible loss in fidelity

but in the interests of keeping things nice and distributable and affordable i will print photos mostly in 4R :cat_thumbs_up:

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-01 00:22:53) Here is the final render ---Attachments--- image: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/0476ff51-d7aa-48ea-9d9b-9d92475d319e.webp

shia-nya :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe boosted: @hannah@hai.z0ne.social (2026-09-01 00:19:59) it's funny because like a robot has traditionally meant dry, lifeless, overly technical

but in rhe face of llms, wouldn't like a robot now mean overly sycophantic, using repetitive formulas, and with unnecessary floritures (like uncalled for lists and sections)? โ€‹:neocat_lul:โ€‹

shia-nya :neobot_upside_down:@shia@pika.moe boosted: @HatsuneMiku@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-01 00:06:05) ---Attachments--- image: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/b9c7ddc4-38de-41bd-990b-e30fc7cb66c2.webp

lilja@kayttaja@plush.city (2026-09-01 00:27:52) snail :3 ---Attachments--- image: https://cdn.masto.host/plush/media_attachments/files/117/190/822/568/637/281/original/3b38205fca0b88c2.jpeg

ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary:@enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be (2026-09-01 00:22:53) Here is the final render ---Attachments--- image: https://misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com/files/0476ff51-d7aa-48ea-9d9b-9d92475d319e.webp

๐Ÿ€๐Ÿฉน [ใกใ‚‡ใ‚ใ„]ยฒ :estelle_smug2:@hannah@hai.z0ne.social (2026-09-01 00:19:59) it's funny because like a robot has traditionally meant dry, lifeless, overly technical

but in rhe face of llms, wouldn't like a robot now mean overly sycophantic, using repetitive formulas, and with unnecessary floritures (like uncalled for lists and sections)? โ€‹:neocat_lul:โ€‹

cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com boosted: @catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-31 17:42:21) ---Attachments--- image: https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/189/229/992/528/492/original/bf9b5d7239fc431a.jpg

Reply to @kayttaja@plush.city cheeseburgerally :neocat_rainbow:@cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com (2026-09-01 00:17:48) @kayttaja@plush.city idkk gimme digital ones โ€‹:neocat_pleading:โ€‹

grillchen@grillchen@brot.eus (2026-09-01 00:17:34) fedi u are old ---Attachments--- image: https://media.brot.eus/media/1f0aa39e7574b9641ef1983cc08aece56500789acec83262559a857e2fe029ed.png

Reply to @cheeseburgerally@plasmatrap.com lilja@kayttaja@plush.city (2026-09-01 00:17:29) @cheeseburgerally how? :neocat_pleading:
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