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mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted:
@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza (2026-08-26 13:32:31)
@mametsuko Mame's favoriete nieuwe uitdrukking: NONGA.
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Rara@dararah@misskey.id (2026-08-26 14:10:41)
@LLENN08 pretty much โ:kitaSmile:โ
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ganbold@ganbold@hiradai.space (2026-08-26 13:59:18)
@moepoi@moe.onl nyoooo โ:akkocry:โ
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@koakuma@uwu.social (2026-08-26 12:11:24)
RE: https://uwu.social/@koakuma/117071001943135540
My own sunscreen is running out today so old teachings kicked in and I cut the bottle open
Managed to scrape two faces' worth of sunscreen from the walls :akkoderp:
Yonle@yonle@fedinet.waltuh.cyou (2026-08-26 13:56:38)
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@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse (2026-08-26 13:27:31)
I mean I told you they were literally going to say that because we didn't sign the war crimes treaty, you can't call our war crimes, well, war crimes. I said it. And yeah I'm sure some of you thought I was doing a reducto ad absurdim (fuck you, I flunked Latin) but no I meant it and we are in fact now doing it.
Do you get why I can't take the fucking people running our society seriously yet? The opinion makers? The discourse? Because it's like THIS all the way down mate.
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Aroop Roelofs@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza (2026-08-26 13:32:31)
@mametsuko Mame's favoriete nieuwe uitdrukking: NONGA.
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Aroop Roelofs@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza (2026-08-26 13:30:35)
@mametsuko doe ik ook vaak zat om 0300... :gnulightened:
AnarchoNinaWrites@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse (2026-08-26 13:27:31)
I mean I told you they were literally going to say that because we didn't sign the war crimes treaty, you can't call our war crimes, well, war crimes. I said it. And yeah I'm sure some of you thought I was doing a reducto ad absurdim (fuck you, I flunked Latin) but no I meant it and we are in fact now doing it.
Do you get why I can't take the fucking people running our society seriously yet? The opinion makers? The discourse? Because it's like THIS all the way down mate.
Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com boosted:
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2@mastodon.social (2026-08-26 13:15:03)
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
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โฎ๐ฐ innuB :bunHappyHop:@bunni@raru.re (2026-08-26 13:15:35)
@mametsuko don't you worry, that mosquito won't stay here long...
๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2@mastodon.social (2026-08-26 13:15:03)
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
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mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 13:14:59)
I don't wanna go
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mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 13:14:53)
@bunni@raru.re cute!!!
mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted:
@bunni@raru.re (2026-08-26 13:08:03)
@mametsuko excuse me ma'am, here I am
๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
(Source: https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/6942212 )
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Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com boosted:
@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse (2026-08-26 08:27:20)
Urgent: I'm helping my friend @PaulDitz raise $3K for life saving surgery for his special kitty Atticus (pictured below). The good news is, we're only about $500 short. The bad news is I need that $500 in the next 3 or so days. If you can spare a few bucks to save Atticus it would mean the world to me. If he can get the money, the prognosis is good. We can save Atticus together, we really can. You can send money via Venmo (@PaulDitz) CashAp ($PaulDitz) or Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/PaulDitz
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โฎ๐ฐ innuB :bunHappyHop:@bunni@raru.re (2026-08-26 13:08:03)
@mametsuko excuse me ma'am, here I am
๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
(Source: https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/6942212 )
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@jalefkowit@hachyderm.io (2026-08-26 11:17:54)
I hope the tech billionaires who are always grousing about how everyone hates them are watching the reaction to Dolly Partonโs passing. Nobody hates you because youโre rich. We hate you because of what you decided to use being rich to accomplish
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Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com (2026-08-26 13:04:12)
@poes pindahin aja om, kecuali kalau diwajibkan kantor (misalnya).
Yukari :role_nsfw: :verified:@y@misskey.id boosted:
@cafou@raru.re (2026-08-26 00:26:26)
Tout s'explique :thonk:
Les dรฉtenteurs et dรฉtentrices de doctorats sont des mรฉchants
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mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 13:03:37)
mosquito ๐ฆ โ:blobcatonfire:โ
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โทccccelโณโช :asakusaSit: :sakurazaka46:@celbri@misskey.id (2026-08-26 13:01:55)
@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world @ahamhasajury@sharkey.world @toby3d@mstdn.io Agree with that ๐๐
mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted:
@estpls@mstdn.beer (2026-08-26 12:25:14)
ใพใใณๅบใใฃใฆใใใกใใกใใซใใไฝฟใใใชใๅ่ฉใใใใฎใๆฅๆฌ่ชใฎ่ชๅฝใฎ่ฑใใใงใใ
The richness of Japanese vocabulary is shown by the fact that there's a verb like 'marobideru' that is used exclusively for a dick popping out.
:meow_bop:ใบใใ:miumiuchan_happy:@pekon@misskey.io (2026-08-26 12:58:35)
ไธ็็ฌใฎๆฅๅๆฒโ:blobcatnomblobdoggo:โ
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Dad@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world (2026-08-26 12:57:26)
@celbri @toby3d @ahamhasajury fuck the law
mame muumimamma ๐ ๐พ@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted:
@epsi@akko.wtf (2026-08-26 12:53:28)
average fedi user
https://bsky.app/profile/akaisashimi.bsky.social/post/3mtxgggf5ts2c
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Epsi@epsi@akko.wtf (2026-08-26 12:53:28)
average fedi user
https://bsky.app/profile/akaisashimi.bsky.social/post/3mtxgggf5ts2c
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nikiboo (Phedra)@nikiboo@strelizia.net (2026-08-26 12:51:24)
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estpls@estpls@mstdn.beer (2026-08-26 12:25:14)
ใพใใณๅบใใฃใฆใใใกใใกใใซใใไฝฟใใใชใๅ่ฉใใใใฎใๆฅๆฌ่ชใฎ่ชๅฝใฎ่ฑใใใงใใ
The richness of Japanese vocabulary is shown by the fact that there's a verb like 'marobideru' that is used exclusively for a dick popping out.
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@cherizilla@retro.pizza (2026-08-25 10:39:08)
I found this postcard at a stationary shop and it's too funny.
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