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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space
Chaos evangelist.
Sometimes evil.
Almost godlike.
Better, even more magnificent than before.
Not for the faint of heart.
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Infamously brutal #cofe gang enforcer.
#niu refugee.
Programming and tech talk is mostly at @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network (formerly at @pureevil@functional.cafe) but occasionally leaks.
Backup cofe storage and posts are at @newt@cofe.rocks.
Bar-hopping and wine connaisseur posts at @abitlame@socially.drinkingatmy.computer.
Email is the same as this fedi handle, in case you are a boomer.
I write and actively use proprietary software.
"@newt@niu.moe - quality posts."
- @dielan@shitposter.club
"newt, a huge tentacled monster, invalidates your pants."
- @moth@husk.site
"the trick with @newt is that he means the opposite of everything he says"
- @genmaicha
“he is fucking weird”
- @yangwenli@cawfee.club
"newt you must be stopped'
- @iwillbite@whinge.town
"@iwillbite@whinge.town The man has a 40 inch penis and there's nothing you can say or do to refute that."
- @adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
"if there was one person on fedi which radiates chad energy @newt would be it, keep it up king"
- @cell@pl.ebin.zone
"You must be immune to the auti
Joined: 2026-07-22 18:33:27
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Reply to @sun@shitposter.world
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-18 08:15:13)
@sun oh well.. my most expensive board was 800 euro but it's worth it
Reply to @sun@shitposter.world
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-18 08:07:19)
@sun i won't thanks, i'm on the other side of this spectrum
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-18 08:06:06)
@sun it's over a thousand bucks
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-12 19:26:08)
@cell is this why you're gay?
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-05 17:17:27)
How is this not a game yet?
From: https://bsky.app/profile/arvy.bsky.social/post/3mscxjmayrs2a
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Reply to @sun@shitposter.world
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-04 23:36:25)
@sun oh.. explains the hate for big boobs. RMS haters famously love lolis.
Reply to @sun@shitposter.world
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-04 23:23:55)
@sun what else is he famous for?
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-04 20:53:46)
literally unusable :comfyxd:
@sun
jk it's awesome
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-04 18:30:22)
Linux people hate BIG BOOBS.
https://lkml.org/lkml/2012/7/13/261
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-03 19:37:43)
If you think about it really hard, in these movies so called "resistance" has been nothing more but a bunch of useless freaks dying on screen for drama.
In Star Wars, the main means for the downfall of The Empire were industrial sabotage and the consequent (half-failed) military coup by General Darth Vader. The resistance itself did very little other than random strikes here and there.
In The Matrix Trilogy, all we witness is an ongoing coup by the overpowered security service (Agent Smith), who is in the end put down. Again, the resistance as a movement did nothing except die on screen from flying tentacled robots or become subverted by Smith infection. Also, sweaty raves.
In "V for Vendetta", the chancellor is again brought down by his own security service, which can only be described as a coup. The protagonist himself did rather little to help this and after his death, the most likely scenario is for the aforementioned security service to take over the government.
Is there a single film where the resistance against big evil dudes actually succeeds on their own without deus ex machinas or insider help?
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Reply to @sun@shitposter.world
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-08-03 08:06:25)
@sun first, ask how one would feel if he hadn't had breakfast yesterday
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-31 17:09:43)
@sun @phnt @hj @pesekcuy sure?
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-31 17:05:55)
@sun @phnt @hj @pesekcuy can I shoot a request for plspace? It would be awesome if you published builds from CI. Running NPM on my systems is a pain.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-31 17:03:56)
@phnt @hj @pesekcuy thanks! I'll update shortly.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-31 16:39:21)
@pesekcuy cc @hj i think you might be interested
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-31 01:18:09)
@pesekcuy what about the stock profile on 153?
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-31 00:40:05)
@pesekcuy hmmm weird. Does downgrading the browser help? I'm on 152 and it's fine.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-30 23:51:40)
@pesekcuy intersting, works for me. What Firefox version is this?
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-29 18:52:55)
:akkoderp: let's watch a movie together? Something romantic...
:comfy: sure thing babe
*puts on a 200-minute cut of Doctor Zhivago*
:akkoeew2:
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Reply to @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-29 07:16:56)
@georgia you're just so wrong about this. Fedi is the best dating service ever.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-29 07:13:13)
@georgia hmmmm maybe you should introduce us
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-29 07:12:20)
@georgia is she cute?
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-29 07:07:07)
@georgia how much is too much? A roll per flush? I'm genuinely curious here.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-29 06:33:57)
@georgia how do you even clog a toilet? That's one thing I've never seen happen except when dumbfuck workers tried to flush a bag of cement.
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-28 19:00:31)
Adult women who aren’t into bald men are in fact paedophiles.
Reply to @sun@shitposter.world
Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe :newt: @newt@stereophonic.space (2026-07-22 18:21:27)
@sun AI people killing the concept of intellectual property might be the best thing to come out of it.