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Fesshole 🧻@fesshole@mastodon.social (2026-07-22 00:20:05) Every morning my husband removed fluff from his belly button and marveled that it was blue. I pointed out that he wears blue pyjamas. Summer now and he sleeps naked atop the sheets. But I put some blue fluff in his belly button around 1am. He can't work it out.Reply