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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

Main² (HTown)🥗: https://masto.hackers.town/@catsalad
Main³ (Floof)🌈: https://lgbtqia.space/@catsalad
🔺🔻: https://mastodon.social/@catsalad
Github: https://github.com/devsalad
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Pronouns: 🐱
Joined: 2026-07-20 00:34:41
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-10 05:03:52)
Catsalad CV 2026 [FINAL] (1) (2)
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-10 03:00:35)
In Europe, you don't pinch someone, you pcentimeter them 🤏

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-09 01:09:52)
I just finished writing a book on cats. 

In retrospect, I would be much less scratched up if I did it on paper.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-07 20:40:01)
No ragrats
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-04 18:28:39)
:neocat_confused:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-09-03 21:12:18)
Cute furry baby or herald of death?
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-31 17:42:21)

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-31 00:18:21)
DON'T  CAT
OPEN   INSIDE
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-30 04:48:21)
Her name was Félicette :blobcatspace:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-29 17:58:01)
🥌
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-28 10:57:48)
:3
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-27 00:22:21)
Me every time I block an ad.
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Reply to @khm@hj.9fs.net
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-26 23:58:09)
@khm @darkling @kinderstampfer @prahou @neauoire @grumpy Dang it... It IS slop!

Here's a better bookmark (from 11 years ago so it has that Pre-slop Guarantee™)
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Reply to @kinderstampfer@mstdn.social
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-26 23:01:08)
@kinderstampfer @prahou @khm @neauoire @grumpy 📖
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-25 05:58:04)
*shlorp shlorp shlorp*
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-24 16:36:33)
Su⁠purr⁠visor
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-24 04:31:05)
Catsiron pan
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Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-19 03:22:21)
"If you don't let me eat your dog, you're an anti-cat extremist!"
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-19 02:56:40)
Saw an AI bro complaining about the "anti-AI extremists" here. 😹

Reply to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-18 01:57:51)
Oh wait... I think she CAN read! :blobcatsweat:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-18 00:37:17)
She would be mad... if she could read
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-17 11:36:39)
Now playing: Prodigy - Firestarter
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-15 00:15:07)
:thonking:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-14 10:59:50)
Verily

🎨by Potes!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-13 02:05:09)
Mama cat carrying her baby
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 11:19:26)
VGA (4k)
🎨by @shapoco

https://misskey.io/notes/apjo21jv9eq902xk
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 10:19:10)
❌ error: failed retrieving file 'more-cats.db' from catdistribution.systems : Connection timed out after 10001 millimeows

:neocat_cry_loud:

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 07:01:13)
The mighty predator walks home with its prey–wait, is that fried chicken? Where'd you get that?
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-10 04:57:36)
An orange is a fruit.
Some fruit can be a salad.
Kitty cat salad.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-09 02:41:05)
:angery:
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