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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

Main² (HTown)🥗: https://masto.hackers.town/@catsalad
Main³ (Floof)🌈: https://lgbtqia.space/@catsalad
🔺🔻: https://mastodon.social/@catsalad
Github: https://github.com/devsalad
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Pronouns: 🐱
Joined: 2026-07-20 00:34:41
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-08 08:06:01)
Fry negotiations broke down
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-06 23:42:25)
#AskFedi 

Why? 😭

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-06 02:50:03)
meow. (human voice)
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-03 01:09:00)
⾺ (horse)
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-08-02 20:19:02)
If you see them, it's already too late. 🐈
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-31 16:10:57)
My opinion on AI
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-31 06:32:53)
😭
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-30 07:57:16)

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-29 14:32:18)
RE: https://fosstodon.org/@marcioaleks/117000505813085953

The true reason cameras were invented :blobcatcamera:

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-27 00:40:47)
They should invent a lighter that doesn't whisper things to you when you're near data centers.

🎨by catwheezie
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-26 13:26:39)
I'm done with this heat... I want it to be hoodie season again
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-26 03:16:29)
Being a product tester is a tough job :neocat_cry: 

#CatsWithJobs
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Reply to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-25 05:15:32)
@cR0w Packing on the "FLUFF" :neocat_floof_owo:
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-24 18:46:24)
Louder, for the folks in the back!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-22 11:00:56)
⚞🪿
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-21 07:20:38)
furry levels are 96% and rising

(96%)  ■■■■■■■■■□

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-21 00:40:33)
👎

Reply to @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-20 21:56:41)
@david_chisnall ALL the cyber! (CEO still uses hunter2 as a password though)

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-07-20 00:34:10)
Imagine being able to sleep even just half as comfortably as a cat can in any position.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-05-21 15:47:09)
How I sleep knowing I'm "being left behind" because I don't use AI
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-03-18 08:02:24)
Mini Loaf™
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-02-14 22:06:23)
Pakidge :3
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2026-01-27 06:49:44)
*Sleepy purrs*
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-11-28 18:35:54)
Silly cat posts are performed by professional kitty cats. Do not attempt at home (unless feline).
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-11-24 04:27:43)
Them: So what did you do this weekend?

Me: The usual party stuff :3
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-11-16 22:00:04)
Soon my army will be ready!
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-10-08 13:45:33)
Why do women tend to live longer than men? Sure is a mystery.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-10-05 06:13:34)
Ask your vet if cat extensions are right for you.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-08-08 17:16:00)
Inside of you are two cats. One is tired. The other is tired. You are tired.
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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)@catsalad@infosec.exchange (2025-07-24 20:24:04)
Micromanager
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