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ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org
me: bi gen x computer toucher and healthcare worker.
posts/boosts: memes, computer stuff, pol memes with cw, gender equality, climate change, socialism, people's art.
if i block you, its probably because: bigoted; uspol-boosting-without-cw; vibe coder; or darwin award contender.
assassination coordinates: -33.93148, 150.92321
follow requests on to screen out bots, uspol and to vibe check. if ur posts are all private there may not be enough to vibe.
server: openbsd
tablet: postmarketos
phone: android 😞
mediacenter: arch btw
laptop: openbsd
interests:
β memes β tai chi β tcm/acupuncture β shiatsu β music β foss β scifi β recreational programming β geopolitics β history β weather/climate change β hugs/headpats
header based on image:
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/fischl-bisexual-icon--142918988168575327/
then cropped and processed with graphicsmagick.
posts self-destruct after one week. snac too slow to chug through more.
#noai #noindex #nobot #nobridge
Joined: 2026-07-18 18:34:36
253 notes, 0 following, 0 followers
Reply to @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-19 07:49:55)
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2025/12/17/iphone-and-android-spyware-warning-turn-all-phones-off-and-back-on-now/
Reply to @dysfun@social.treehouse.systems
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-19 07:47:19)
@dysfun@treehouse.systems 'i have in my hand a scrap of threads'
Reply to @abbiistabbii@blahaj.zone
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-19 07:46:01)
@abbiistabbii@blahaj.zone herbert hoover the omnipuppet
Reply to @0x6e6174@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-19 07:43:51)
@0x6e6174@catgirl.cloud i'm not sure about this gentoo thing
Reply to @tavi@freeradical.zone
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-19 07:35:37)
@tavi@freeradical.zone regular hummus is super delicious when made well. often the stuff from shops is too watery or too vinegary tho.
Reply to @labtoast@social.nouveau.community
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-19 07:28:54)
@labtoast@social.nouveau.community oh thanks!
Reply to @lily@ice.floofy.city
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-18 21:09:34)
@lily@ice.floofy.city good point!
Reply to @kemona_halftau@sharkey.skydevs.me
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-18 19:08:47)
@kemona_halftau@sharkey.skydevs.me purrr
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-18 19:08:38)
i unfollowed haskell.org account due to haskell allow slop policy, any suggestions for other functional (or not functional) programming language accounts to follow in its place?
Reply to @lily@ice.floofy.city
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-18 18:51:14)
@lily@ice.floofy.city are u using the free tier? i heard it doesn't work very well for fedi purposes.
Reply to @tavi@freeradical.zone
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-18 18:46:18)
@tavi@freeradical.zone what kind of frankenstein is this? chocolate and hummus wat?
ππ©·π Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-18 18:33:49)
"The impact rate of Iranβs missiles is increasing dramatically.
Within a few days, interception rates will become so low that Trump will either be forced to end the war, or escalate - most likely the latter"
@Middle_East_Spectator