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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 01:58:55)
actually this is fascinating but I still hate it because I hate being a cog in a machine
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 02:14:07)
It's 9 am, you get your coffee and hop into Buzz.
at 9:01:00 you get a PM from ManagerBot.
ManagerBot wants to have a Google Meet call with you and HRBot.
HRBot is concerned about the number of tokens you've produced lately. Your coworker... CoderBot is producing 1000x more tokens than you do.
So ManagerBot and HRBot decided that your role has been eliminated.
You try to go to the data center to shut down the servers running ManagerBot and HRBot but your access credentials were already revoked via the Okta MCP server.
Oh... what's this? SecurityBot noticed on the security camera feed that you've gotten a jerry can of gasoline and you're trying to burn the data center down.
So SecurityBot DMs MurderBot on Buzz with the footage.
MurderBot chases you down and... does the deed.
This is the AI-powered kill chain working as designed.
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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems (2026-10-23 02:30:57)
It's AM not PM. Did AWS replace their SREs with bots?
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