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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt

“absolute crimebag”

Hey I’m a cis gay software engineer :v_mlm: and IT infrastructure nerd and linux user and CompSci student in Konstanz, Germany.

I’m currently researching MR content placement on everyday objects (Hope it doesn’t get turned into an ad thing) at the UNI. 

I love cats and math (even though I am quite terrible at it). Check out my wallpapers: https://math-wallpapers.nikohei.se

This is also where the header is from.

STOP SAYING “CODES” https://stopsayingcodes.com

Opinions are my own.

I don’t want to have a discussion about socialism, communism, capitalism or anarchism. I stand against capitalism and you will not convince me otherwise. I stand against it because it’s the tool that upholds the patriarchal, colonialist, exclusionary, oppressive, and (for the lack of a better word) moronic, structures that make our lives miserable and our futures non-existent. I really don’t care what arguments you have against my points because i’ve heard them all and i’m done debating.

HitGub: https://github.com/SoneNiko
Website 👀: https://nikohei.se
Math Wallpapers :neocat_science:: https://math-wallpapers.nikohei.se
LANG_PROF: de_DE 🇩🇪, en_GB 🇬🇧
LANG_LEARNING: dk_DK 🇩🇰
LANG_AFFILIATED_TO: fr_FR 🇫🇷, lu_LU 🇱🇺
IDENT: he/him
DESC: gay, add, nerd
Joined: 2026-07-19 01:09:31
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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-20 06:07:27)
okay enough thinking star trek time

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-10 06:08:50)
@atom i just saw the title of a video saying "Stop using Linux" and I was annoyed cus theres absolutely nothing wrong with linux lmao. ofc everyone is allowed to use what they want. I just dont want the unix community to become the next javascript community with the industry standard changing every 2 days lmao

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-10 06:02:49)
yo wtf cant yall ever calm down with the OS's im not ready for a new one like fr stop with the netbsd hype stuff :neocat_floof_pleading_reach:

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-06 17:48:35)
@cheeseburgerally I’m a silly goose

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-06 17:46:02)
@cheeseburgerally i’m conducting my study again. i’m on participant number 9  :meowsip:

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-06 17:33:17)
good mornyaaan fellow beings  :blobcatmeltlove:

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-06 08:17:21)
@cheeseburgerally beesechurgerally. mmmmhmmmmm

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-05 17:44:20)
@cheeseburgerally hm well that doesn’t work on my client TwT

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-05 17:41:23)
@cheeseburgerally how do i put text in italics like that?

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-05 17:40:41)
@cheeseburgerally i’m alright. i’m running my study right now. the participant is doing the third condition and i’m sitting here and have nothing to do. how are you?

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-05 17:39:41)
@cheeseburgerally hiiiiiii  :ablobcatattention:

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-05 17:17:23)
meeeooow mrrrp mmrrrrrow *throws up on your carpet*

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-05 15:24:29)
good morning fedicritters  :blobcat_dundundun:

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-02 00:27:55)
Is this a lack of software-testing or a symptom of the "Move fast and break things" mindset or is it just AI slopware (which is part of the same mindset) now.

Also I nearly tagged Bitwarden in this post cus I forgot
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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-01 17:44:59)
@cheeseburgerally suup? I posted a good morning message earlier but no one reacted and then i got sad lmao

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-01 17:43:35)
@cheeseburgerally HIIIIIIIII

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-01 17:32:26)
Bf: “I hate watermelons because they have… uhm… bones inside”
Me: “Huh? bones?”
Bf: “Seeds!”

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-08-01 16:50:45)
morniwormi :3

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-31 19:49:56)
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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-31 16:44:25)
what’s up fedi? i awoke  :blobcat_nechao:

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-30 23:09:45)
People yearning over me, they don’t realise i’m USB 2.0 and have multiple data link transmitted viruses

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-30 18:21:58)
@cheeseburgerally how do you like my new presence?

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-30 18:20:48)
@cheeseburgerally yes that’s me, I changed my name again lmao

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-30 18:20:13)
good morming femiverse :neocat_floof:

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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-30 18:19:22)
@cheeseburgerally Hiiiiiiiii  :neocat_floof:

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-29 19:30:19)
ok but does ur lift have a ventilator button?
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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-25 01:49:33)
@cheeseburgerally blob cat the looooong way

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-21 06:03:39)
Is there any mastodon mobile client with a search bar for the emoji section?

Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-19 04:07:01)
🖼
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Niko~ 🇱🇺 :v_mlm:@soneniko@tech.lgbt (2026-07-19 01:08:00)
Im not a pirate software fan, in fact I barely watch any of his content.

I find it amusing though that theres a bunch of channels milking his "downfall" when they are actually profiting of the fact that everyone knows him and that his pure presence in a thumbnail generates clicks

It really does not get more pathetic than this. Its just a bunch of vultures trying to save their own dying youtube channels

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