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Reply to @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be 🐰 innuB :bunHappyHop:@bunni@raru.re (2026-08-26 13:15:35) @mametsuko don't you worry, that mosquito won't stay here long...
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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2@mastodon.social (2026-08-26 13:15:03) People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot
classic mametschko@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 13:14:59) I don't wanna go
Reply to @bunni@raru.re classic mametschko@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 13:14:53) @bunni@raru.re cute!!!
classic mametschko@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted: @bunni@raru.re (2026-08-26 13:08:03) @mametsuko excuse me ma'am, here I am
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(Source: https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/6942212 ) ---Attachments--- image: https://cdn.raru.re/media_attachments/files/117/159/836/727/318/510/original/69a2c355f8a2cb20.jpg
Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com boosted: @AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse (2026-08-26 08:27:20) Urgent: I'm helping my friend @PaulDitz raise $3K for life saving surgery for his special kitty Atticus (pictured below). The good news is, we're only about $500 short. The bad news is I need that $500 in the next 3 or so days. If you can spare a few bucks to save Atticus it would mean the world to me. If he can get the money, the prognosis is good. We can save Atticus together, we really can. You can send money via Venmo (@PaulDitz) CashAp ($PaulDitz) or Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/PaulDitz ---Attachments--- image: https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/117/158/728/222/708/862/original/492cab1755983526.jpeg
Reply to @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be 🐰 innuB :bunHappyHop:@bunni@raru.re (2026-08-26 13:08:03) @mametsuko excuse me ma'am, here I am
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(Source: https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/6942212 ) ---Attachments--- image: https://cdn.raru.re/media_attachments/files/117/159/836/727/318/510/original/69a2c355f8a2cb20.jpg
Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com boosted: @jalefkowit@hachyderm.io (2026-08-26 11:17:54) I hope the tech billionaires who are always grousing about how everyone hates them are watching the reaction to Dolly Parton’s passing. Nobody hates you because you’re rich. We hate you because of what you decided to use being rich to accomplish
Reply to @poes@sok.egois.org Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com (2026-08-26 13:04:12) @poes pindahin aja om, kecuali kalau diwajibkan kantor (misalnya).
Yukari :role_nsfw: :verified:@y@misskey.id boosted: @cafou@raru.re (2026-08-26 00:26:26) Tout s'explique :thonk:
Les détenteurs et détentrices de doctorats sont des méchants ---Attachments--- image: https://cdn.raru.re/media_attachments/files/117/156/832/323/311/651/original/491e8a84171d3717.webp
classic mametschko@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be (2026-08-26 13:03:37) mosquito 🦟 :blobcatonfire:
Reply to @noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world ∷ccccel△♪ :asakusaSit: :sakurazaka46:@celbri@misskey.id (2026-08-26 13:01:55) @noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world @ahamhasajury@sharkey.world @toby3d@mstdn.io Agree with that 😎👍
classic mametschko@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted: @estpls@mstdn.beer (2026-08-26 12:25:14) まろび出るっていうちんちんにしか使われない動詞があるのが日本語の語彙の豊かさです。
The richness of Japanese vocabulary is shown by the fact that there's a verb like 'marobideru' that is used exclusively for a dick popping out.
:meow_bop:ぺこん:miumiuchan_happy:@pekon@misskey.io (2026-08-26 12:58:35) 世界犬の日再掲:blobcatnomblobdoggo: ---Attachments--- image: https://media.misskeyusercontent.com/io/f2ced404-d7cf-48ae-9a61-deb2cd68450e.webp
Reply to @celbri@misskey.id Dad@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world (2026-08-26 12:57:26) @celbri @toby3d @ahamhasajury fuck the law
classic mametschko@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be boosted: @epsi@akko.wtf (2026-08-26 12:53:28) average fedi user
https://bsky.app/profile/akaisashimi.bsky.social/post/3mtxgggf5ts2c ---Attachments--- image: https://media.akko.wtf/5dc36f7ff0976fc1f0f0f71df5563613ed10e79266b65987eaf8b99744f8ff6a.png
Epsi@epsi@akko.wtf (2026-08-26 12:53:28) average fedi user
https://bsky.app/profile/akaisashimi.bsky.social/post/3mtxgggf5ts2c ---Attachments--- image: https://media.akko.wtf/5dc36f7ff0976fc1f0f0f71df5563613ed10e79266b65987eaf8b99744f8ff6a.png
nikiboo (Phedra)@nikiboo@strelizia.net (2026-08-26 12:51:24) ---Attachments--- image: https://pics.strelizia.net/e9685be2cb8eebfa9368935b81315c4997c069dbfd4bebf1dda57d08da9fbbc1.png
estpls@estpls@mstdn.beer (2026-08-26 12:25:14) まろび出るっていうちんちんにしか使われない動詞があるのが日本語の語彙の豊かさです。
The richness of Japanese vocabulary is shown by the fact that there's a verb like 'marobideru' that is used exclusively for a dick popping out.
ivy@ivy@misskey.id boosted: @cherizilla@retro.pizza (2026-08-25 10:39:08) I found this postcard at a stationary shop and it's too funny. ---Attachments--- image: https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/153/558/817/444/298/original/ce879d3b3af28798.jpg
Sun Microdevil Pte Ltd@koakuma@uwu.social (2026-08-26 12:11:24) RE: https://uwu.social/@koakuma/117071001943135540
My own sunscreen is running out today so old teachings kicked in and I cut the bottle open
Managed to scrape two faces' worth of sunscreen from the walls :akkoderp:
ivy@ivy@misskey.id boosted: @NyaPO_sushi@misskey.io (2024-08-22 16:09:21) 🍙おにぎり:gyultu::gyu2:
#blobcat ---Attachments--- image: https://media.misskeyusercontent.com/io/webpublic-3827b838-c332-4eb1-b681-ef75a156dc0c.webp
poes 🇵🇸@poes@sok.egois.org (2026-08-26 11:47:19) sebagai nasabah bank Mandiri, ikut kecewa dengan ketidakmandirian bank Mandiri dalam hal blokir memblokir rekening nasabahnya.
jadi mikir untuk mindahin dana ke bank lain.
Moe :verified:@moepoi@moe.onl (2026-08-26 11:46:03) RIP NITTER :aqua_cry:
On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters were sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.
https://techcrunch.com/2026/08/25/x-sends-cease-and-desist-to-open-source-project-nitter-over-alleged-scraping/
#nitter #twitter ---Attachments--- image: https://storage.moe.team/moe-onl/a2c52cff-3893-4153-b51e-dea8b1b0adca.webp
Reply to @lain@lain.com Sun Microdevil Pte Ltd@koakuma@uwu.social (2026-08-26 11:44:34) @lain Is it industry-leading thooo
lain@lain@lain.com (2026-08-26 11:40:23) > M6 features a powerful, larger 12-core GPU that provides higher geometry rates and updated Dynamic Caching to deliver stunning visuals and fluid frame rates in demanding games like Mixtape.
Reply to @ahamhasajury@sharkey.world ∷ccccel△♪ :asakusaSit: :sakurazaka46:@celbri@misskey.id (2026-08-26 11:33:10) @ahamhasajury@sharkey.world @toby3d@mstdn.io
Nitter is not an its own social media.
Nitter is a front-end of Twitter, which means a way to accessing Twitter without directly visiting Twitter.
That's why it's legally gray area.
Jason Lefkowitz@jalefkowit@hachyderm.io (2026-08-26 11:17:54) I hope the tech billionaires who are always grousing about how everyone hates them are watching the reaction to Dolly Parton’s passing. Nobody hates you because you’re rich. We hate you because of what you decided to use being rich to accomplish
Gombang@gombang@social.nancengka.com boosted: @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online (2026-08-25 14:17:42) The world should all take a step away from the USA
Sorry but hey
Hugz & xXx
Thea / amasakimei@thea@misskey.id (2026-08-26 11:13:51) ---Attachments--- image: https://obj.misskey.id/media/webpublic-17e4641c-8f01-47ac-bf86-73c48e234391.webp
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