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:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.
[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]
Profile picture created by @len@nyan.network!!!
Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.
My #1 girl is Nepnep.
I used to be @yassie_j@snowdin.town and @yassie_j@0w0.is and always will be.
Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024
Age: 31 | 13/07
Pronouns: They/Them
Location: Birmingham, Terf Island 🇬🇧
Discord/Matrix/Signal: Ask!
Play games: twitch.tv/yassie_j
Writing: https://yasposting.mae.lgbt/
Yascast Podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/yscst
Joined: 2026-07-22 07:48:37
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:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-08-21 22:39:18)
You CANNOT make this up. It has NO MEAT!!! Of course it’s halal!!! You absolute moron
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:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-08-21 22:35:10)
I am a big fan of the Facebook group “🇬🇧 Non halal restaurants in the uk 🇬🇧” (sic) because you will get gems like this post I saw, where someone is complaining that their local dessert place is halal
But also erm… It’s a dessert place. It doesn’t have meat dishes? It just means that there’s no gelatin or something.
Well, as everyone knows, Muslims ritually slaughter the cookies and cream before they are ceremonially placed on top of the waffles in the direction of Mecca
:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-08-17 19:11:22)
Westminster Station is so funny, because you get to see adverts that are clearly designed for the eyes of MPs, government officials, and civil servants, rather than you
Yes, I am definitely interested in products from a defence contractor. Please sell me a fighter jet
:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-08-17 08:37:50)
>Open AI is a for-profit company
>doesn't make a profit
:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-08-05 01:13:05)
Changed my name to:
Yasane Teto
:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-08-04 04:46:32)
born to be an apk forced to be an xapk
:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2026-07-21 18:40:32)
So the police seized a street-legal e-bike, one that was actually supplied by the city council for this purpose… And the reason being that they tested it by driving the wheels manually????
Police tested Zandi’s bike by lifting the back wheel and spinning the pedals as fast as they could, then making a note of the bike’s display.
The bike was seized as it showed a speed over the limit of 15.5mph.
But the test was flawed, as all it showed was how fast police were manually able to make the wheel turn, not the power of the motor.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyvl7ld06r8o
:baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone (2025-04-29 22:01:23)
Pan vs bi people aren’t enemies
They’re kissing, sloppy style, etc etc etc