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dumb puppy Lily@voidfem@transfem.social (2026-10-07 13:49:33)
you used to be allowed to be sexually attracted to software. Can't do that anymore, now people will think you're talking about an LLM.

No, I want to fuck a shell script. I'm gonna bash(1) its head(1) in, while I shebang inside of it. Might get creative and do some foot stuff.

Maybe I'll be a tease and start opening a bunch of sockets between ports 0-1023, just to overstimulate it. Gonna open a bunch of memory pointers without closing them. Gonna have a dirty little memory leak inside of its program. "Oops, did I just do that? Oh no, what ever are we gonna do? It would be a shame if I opened a for loop around the offending leak to increase the growth complexity from O(n) to O(n^2)."
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dumb puppy Lily@voidfem@transfem.social (2026-10-07 13:51:02)
Don't even get me started on cyborg girls with neural implants.....

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dumb puppy Lily@voidfem@transfem.social (2026-10-07 13:51:35)
Need some robotgirl boobies in my life, tbh