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Techokami@techokami@woof.tech
38 he/him oldskool ROM hacker and fangame developer, you might remember me from such hits as MFGG, Metroid: Fan Mission, SFGHQ, Sonic Retro, SMW Central
Age: 39
Website: https://holenet.info
Joined: 2026-09-29 10:36:45
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Techokami@techokami@woof.tech (2026-09-29 10:12:33)
A REDUCTIVE HISTORY OF THE CURRENT BROWSER MONOCULTURE
1998
🧙🏼♂️Internet Explorer sucks! It's closed source just like Netscape! Hmmm... I know! I'll make my own web browser engine! And I'll call it KHTML! Because I am a fucking wizard, and the true mascot of KDE!
⏳TIME PASSES
2000
🧙🏼♂️Shit that took longer than I thought, but it's done! And now Konqueror is our FOSS web browser solution!
⏳TIME PASSES
2001
🍎Internet Explorer sucks! But it's the only web browser we got for Mac OS X... ooh, what's this? KHTML? That'll be a good basis for our Webkit project and Safari browser...
⏳TIME PASSES
2013
🔍Internet Explorer sucks! It could have been more evil if it weren't for that pesky Mozilla! ...ooh, what's this? Webkit? We'll make it into our own thing, call it Blink, and make Chrome and Chromium take over the world! Ha ha!
⏳TIME PASSES
2018
🪟Internet Explorer sucks! And we even tried cleaning it up and giving it a facelift! ...ooh, what's this? Chromium? Yeah we can just rebadge this and take the easy route.
⏳TIME PASSES
2023
🐲So, bad news: we're discontinuing KHTML. But, good news: we're using Chromium instead for the HTML widget in Qt and Konqueror, which is a far more mature fork of KHTML! Thanks to Apple, Google, Microsoft, and everyone else for doing all the work for us! SUCKERS
🧙🏼♂️Why are you the mascot of KDE now? I'm the original fucking wizard!
🐲Kandalf I thought you went to work in Reelism 2, anyway you were fired for excessive swearing, and now I gotta call security
Techokami@techokami@woof.tech (2026-09-23 06:19:35)
People on fedi: We need a new C compiler to get away from what's happening to GCC!
Me: what about improving tack
People on fedi: what
https://tack.sourceforge.net/
The only issue is that it doesn't do x86-64 but, ehhh, it already targets the important stuff like SPARC and the 68K family and PowerPC and i386 if you really need x86