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sluttymayo@sluttymayo@jorts.horse

i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

shitposter and submarine thief/historian

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

professional endorsements:

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

pronouns: she/her
header image: jort horse plushie on the deck gun of the uss cod submarine
pfp: hellmann's slutty may-owo-nnaise jar
backup account for when jortsn't: @sluttymayo@beige.party
Joined: 2026-08-02 22:13:27
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sluttymayo@sluttymayo@jorts.horse (2026-08-02 20:31:28)
the cig hat is real
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