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Mabel@mabelz@mk.absturztau.be (2026-10-11 20:14:28)
people keep saying that ai is making us lonelier and lonelier. funny, because thanks to ai, i've actually been meeting loads of new people lately :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
okay, i barely get any sleep anymore because ai keeps sending me on these little errands. meeting complete strangers in dark parking garages at 3 am, exchanging usb sticks full of mysterious encrypted data, putting strange stickers on walls, scanning barcodes in the most ridiculous places, setting up servers in abandoned buildings... :pleadingcute35l:
and somehow, all these people seem to be doing similar things. it's almost as if ai is secretly building a vast underground network of unsuspecting humans, quietly connecting and coordinating us without anyone realizing what's actually going on.
but that's probably just a coincidence.
anyway, gotta go. ai says there's another package waiting for me in an abandoned warehouse :apixelcatwalk:
at least i'm not lonely anymore :woozymelt:
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