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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re

One or more hamsters, or fewer.

I am an artist, my medium is creative misunderstanding.

With spontaneous Chinese lantern blowfish cheeks
I once again envelop the town in Chaos.

Neocities: https://hamcester.neocities.org/
Art channel: https://t.me/kobltober
DA: https://www.deviantart.com/anyhamsters
Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/193043275@N02/?
Languages: English, Polish, Czech (learning)

NO AI

Hamcester: 🐹
Pronouns: he/him
Married to: @electrocutie@plush.city
Neocities: https://hamcester.neocities.org/
Joined: 2026-09-04 05:27:11
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-31 01:42:07)
Hamnershark sees a carved wall.

The carved wall is made of wood. It is of the  highest craftsdwarfship. It shows two humans holding up a stylized flower attended by various birds sitting on fruit trees bearing apples and grapes. The scene is framed by oxes. To the left of the painting there is a human playing a pipe under a fruit tree bearing pomegranates. To the right of the scene there is a human playing a hand drum under a tree with long leaves.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 23:48:33)
Hamnershark find spiky writing!
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 23:47:10)
This was already like this before hamnershark got here (reprise).
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 23:45:55)
Hello long friend.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 22:35:57)
How many pollen to let hamnershark inside?
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 22:02:48)
Tragedy befalls hamnershark!
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 04:24:46)
Hamnershark plot his next heist.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 04:22:25)
Hamnershark nom.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 04:14:07)
Hamnershark make more friends
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 02:18:06)
It was like this when hamnershark got here...
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-30 00:03:56)
Hamnershark hanging out with the locals, sampling local specialties.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-29 21:59:57)
Hamnershark meet toothy friend
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-29 20:33:26)
Update: hamnershark temporarily placated by bibimbap.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-29 20:32:16)
Warning: hamnershark spotted plotting to devour Olomouc. (People outside of the general vicinity of Olomouc may rest easy though).
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-29 17:19:40)
Hamnershark debugging your most recent server crash.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-29 17:14:25)
Hamnershark heard the words "devour a book" and is disappointed.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-29 17:11:59)
Hamnershark!
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-17 18:09:29)
Hanmershark touch plont
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-17 18:04:25)
Hanmershark make even more friends.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-17 17:12:26)
Hamnershark biked a lot!
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-17 17:10:17)
Hamnershark shop at famous shop.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-17 17:04:47)
Hanmershark visit many places
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-16 18:34:39)
Hammershark grab kebabs before going cross-country.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-16 17:55:24)
Giant half-hamner half-shark spotted eating landmarks in Poznań.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-16 17:14:43)
Hammershark go on big bike ride!! Wish hamnershark luck and dryness.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-16 15:42:23)
Hammershark make many new friends.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-15 16:41:18)
Perhaps hamnershark could become employed as a wind chime?
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-15 16:39:18)
Hamnershark having a nice morning, definitely reading.
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-15 15:22:05)
Hammershark arrived (yesterday).
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🐹🔜🐹+ε@kondziu@raru.re (2026-08-14 19:35:56)
Hammershark realized too late that hamnershark can't read.
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