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H. Faust@hfaust@shitposter.world (2026-08-07 10:52:01)
"911, what is your emergency?"
"SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!"
"Honestly, that is for the best. If someone is trying to **** you, maybe you did something to deserve it. Do you want me to write you a will?"
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Blurry Moon@sun@shitposter.world (2026-08-07 10:53:51)
@hfaust
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