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Ellie :neocat_box: eepy grass :neocat_pat_floof:@ellis@transfem.social (2026-08-02 07:24:42)
does anyone need a cat that is cute and able to do all the household chores, is able to go to stores and buy stuff as long as iy doesn't involve communicating with anyone and comes with you as emotional support cat when needed?

this cat is free to take home for all that if you care good for it. also you might need to take this cat to events and pet and cuddle it regularly. also you might need to take this cat to Miya for implanting a payment chip and to some artists for other needed modifications.

available optional addons: 
- leaving scratchmatks on everything valuable for proof of ownership reasons. even on metal, glass or other really hard surfaces available for 50€ per month
- breaking your fedi instancees and other stuff you installed on your servers regularly for a wide range of leisure activities available for free
- 3d printing high amount of things you didn't know you needed but appreciate that they are there available for a one time fee of 8000€ and a monthly fee of 900€

check the reviews if you are unsure if you should get this cat https://transfem.social/@ellis/pages/reviews