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💙🩷💜 Brett [he/him/any]@brettm@swarm.coiloptic.org (2026-07-23 12:34:52) i put my basketball on the ground and said 'roll east' yet it rolled west. i told it 'stay on the court' yet it escaped containment and rolled off the court. my basketball is sentient. please send me 4 trillion dollars.Reply