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your auntifa liza 🇵🇷  🦛 🦦@blogdiva@mastodon.social (2026-09-23 05:12:48)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@BertSgroggins/117316379356704836

Sheila wanted to start her divorce with a new look, but the colorist got the mixture wrong and now her blue tits were no more. she was gonna say something to the colorist, but she paused: the white hair around her face, topped with her natural blue kinda looked badass with the messy yellow down below. 

“i look like a punk ukrainian nana”, she thought. so she busted out a “SLAVA UKRAINA” as she walked out the door, into the street.

#birds #BirdsOfMastodon #DivorcedBirds #microfiction #Ukraine