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Cunt Beanface 🧄@bean@twoot.site

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts

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I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately.

My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion.

My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness and @GoblinHellion.

pronouns: he/him (they is fine)
honorifics: dude / mr (neutral is fine, "bro" isn't)
Joined: 2026-07-24 02:42:03
3 notes, 0 following, 0 followers

Cunt Beanface 🧄@bean@twoot.site (2026-09-01 21:22:26)
looking into the code for omarchy and feeling my brain leak out of my ears because of how bad it is.

this is a newbie linux user going full leet haxx0r with their config and inflicting it on others, not understanding how little they know.

combined with the fascism I can only view any support of it as because of the fascism. it has no technical merit. it sucks ass.

Cunt Beanface 🧄@bean@twoot.site (2026-07-23 04:11:31)
"My brother in Christ"

❌ weirdly gendered
❌ upholds christianity
❌ boring

"My sibling in Satan"

✅ gender-neutral
✅ much cooler
✅ HAIL SATAN 😈​

Cunt Beanface 🧄@bean@twoot.site (2026-07-10 18:58:07)
Putting people in boxes is wrong, except for catgirls, they enjoy that