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LRRR :bc:@LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. IT'S A WHOLE THING.

OMICRON MALE. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. UNHINGED. FEARED MICRO-CELEBRITY. VERTEBRATE OF THE YEAR. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

YELLING: GUARANTEED
CARAPACE: LUSTROUS, FRESHLY MOLTED
VIBE: HOT SPACE LIZARD SUMMER
THREAT LEVEL: SOMEHOW RISING
Joined: 2026-08-25 16:25:53
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LRRR :bc:@LRRRonEarth@beige.party (2026-08-25 11:24:17)
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE METAL VOCALIST IS SAYING. THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS.